Deus ex machina.

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amywinehouse

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ok, if you can answer ALL of these 3 questions, please contact me ASAP.

1. do you ski and not take it overwhemlingly seriously?

2. do you surf (and im not talking "oh, yes, actually, when i went on vacation to san diego and rode a wave once, but i was standing like a peeing elephant through the entire ride")??

ok, this is the toughie,

3. do you live anywhere in a 50 mile radius of boulder/denver during the school year?

BONUS:
4. do you go to cu-boulder?
 
deus ex machina....a person who comes out of nowhere to solve something that had seemed impossible. could this be you?

druthers, what year you in ?

and im asking, because i can.
 
i can answer all three questions. but im pretty sure you want yes as an answer to all three questions. not just an answer.
 
have some chicken, maybe some sex, y'know- see what happens...

seriously though honey, you are just asking to be raped trying to get a fuck via an anonymous internet forum. if that's your bag then it's all good, just thought i should warn ya ;-)
 
hiiii guys ! does anyone wanna teach me to ski ?? i want to get out there in the park !!! like, it looks so awesome ! yah !

^i would be lookin for some dick there.

not here.

why dont yah kids think less of sex, more of something else. sex is cool, but you all must be starved of it to think everyone is trying to get some on the internet
 
This is completely irrelevant to your topic but I'd day you have one of the top 5 best NS names. Makes me laugh.
 
you are clearly, CLEARLY, lookin for some dick.

hopefully that kid is just tryna get some puh, then you'd be all set.
 
This isn't what deus ex machina means. Deus ex machina is latin and it translates to God in the machine. It means introducing something completely irrelevant and unnessecary to solve a problem. Its like saying god created the earth instead of actually trying to find out the real science behind it. Your definition is kinda mixed up.
 
but my definition can ascribe to the topic of reference here. if you don't see that, well i guess im just too stupid for an online skiing website.
 
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I don't want to be a dick, really I don't, and it's cool to be into books don't get me wrong. But when you list one book in your book interests section and you spell the title wrong... Never mind. In fairness you appear to have pulled into some solid double-overankle waves in your time which clearly makes you a "real" surfer so good luck to ya i guess...
 
pwnage, but yeah i listened to jack johnson one time and i was all like maybe ill try surfing cuz it sounds super chill and sensitive, and then i crashed my car and i was like fuck you jack johnson... that is all
 
poor amy winehouse. no one loves her. even US weekly.

oh well, for the better good of the community, i fixed the spelling error on my profile. THANKS.
 
wow, you are exceptionally well-read young lady. some pretty heavy titles in there. keep reading and maybe someday you'll learn how to spell tragedy.
 
hey amy wine house. check it out. You can be my girlfriend if you

1 surf but dont take it seriously

2. do you ski (and im not talking "oh, yes, actually, when i went

on vacation to mammoth and skied a rail once, but i was standing like

a peeing elephant through the entire ride")??

sorry dude, but listing criteria for what it takes to be your boyfriend is a bitchy thing to do, especially for someone who would be nothing without their tan. Or maybe im not a surfer so i just dont understand?
 
Truth. Will do.

and for everyones future reference, amy winehouse is currently married. and her husbands in jail. sorry about that, should've made it clear from the beginning.
 
is vermont within 50 miles and how the fuck does somebody within 50 miles surf not just on vacation. That seems impossible unless thier is some new ocean in CO i didnt know about
 
Theres alota hate in here but it really woulda been good if u actually stated what the fuck the point of all this is, u let people guess at your intentions and what are ya gonna expect but this
 
for all seriousness, this was for a marketing project.
i am trying to advertise to the skier/surfer community, which is apparently not possible and now i understand why the industries have just stuck to snowboarder/surfer marketing. the pictures were for purposes so people seeing the pictures would respond accordingly about surfing. the comments were interesting, for all i noticed was disgust. and that i was fat. nice guys.

alright, well thanks for all the help guys.
 
Well it probably doesn't work because:

1. Skiing isn't anything like surfing at all, in any way.

2. Snowboard i guess is somehow somewhat related

3. There isn't snow within 100 miles of good surfing. (accept maybe mammoth?)

#3 Is the main reason, idiot.
 
yeah what she asked for is impossible because if you live withen 50 miles then you can olny surf on vacation
 
you are fat, quit pretending that comment rolled right off. you know you just barfed up your dinner
 
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