Determine if you hate the person simply by their car.

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me: YOU DO NOT NEED THIS CAR

owner: its functio-

me: SHUT THE FUCK UP

i blindly hate escalades and all people who drive them
 
because if you want good gas mileage, get a fucking Geo Prizm/Metro/Tracker and get 40+. Theyre easier to fix, cheaper, and more reliable than the fucking hybrids of today, and theyre 20 years old.
 
i know a guy who knows a gay guy who drives a cube. he's mexican and apparently has a huuuuge dick. he fucks rich white business men and they buy him shit and give him money.
 
The only cars I really hate are from Korea.
Otherwise most care are absolute tin can pieces of shit except german cars and hondas. I used to valet for 3 years and I have driven pretty much everything.
 
Let's get this started.

-Nissan Cube/Scion xB (All square Cars)

-Pickup Trucks (Practical, maybe. Low-class? For sure)

-Dodge Neon (Gross)

-Civics (Mainly people who think they're fast and attempt to mod them)

-Prius (Tampon on wheels)

-Lifted Cars (I'm not even going to start. It's fucking New Jersey.. no need for that)

-PT Cruiser & Chevy HHR (Gross, like painful to look at)

-Older Cars (People who drive them think they're hot shit, also ones with loud exhausts make me die a little)

-Motorcycles (Only ones with loud exhausts)

-Mustangs (Douchebag alert, especially if it has racing stripes)

-Dodge Magnum (Looks like a rocket)

-Honda Crosstour (What were they thinking?)

-Older Cadillacs (Yuck)

-Hummers (This is not urban assault)

-Transformed Cop Cars (Scare the shit out of me)

-Smart Car (May god be with you)

That's all.
 
I hate everyone who views their car as an extension of themselves or their personality. If you take photos of your car with you standing beside it, I hate you. If you look for opportunities to brag about your car, I hate you. If you "race" I hate you. Basically, in my opinion, anyone enamored with engines, and things that go fast, are infantile and just stupid. Kids in sandboxes with with matchbox cars and dump trucks. Pathetic. "CAAARRR GOOO VRRRRROOOOOOOOM!!!"
 
That's a massive sweeping generalization... And everybody knows Geos are for pussies, commies and homos anyways. More reliable??? Good one.

Not everyone wants to drive a 20+ year old shitbox. Give me A/C, mileage AND a decent ride with power everything and a valid warranty, thank you. If someone were to make an assumption about me while I was driving one, I'd simply show them my huge cock, the extra gas money in my pocket and the hot blonde I am about to plow in the backseat and drive away victorious.

 
Hit a little too close to home there, Tiger? Don't worry, some chicks think tribal tats are cool, too. See Fast 5 yet, homey?
 
any one with a ford.

any guy with a hyundai that thinks there car is cool and fast

pt cruisers

smart cars

any kid that has a $20,000+ car that their parents bought them when they turned 16

a kid in my school has this

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lol, no... I hate the "fast" series. SUCH a lame series, they really turn up the douche factor and I hate it.

You can sip the haterade all day for all I care. I don't race now but I was formerly a HUGE gearhead until I moved on to street bikes and skiing. Sure, there are huge douches that treat their cars like a penis extension... But then there are really cool, laid back gearheads that just want to get the same rush you get from skiing behind the wheel... It's the same adrenaline-laced persuit of speed and exhilaration, just a different medium. You migh tbe surprised how much you'd have in common with someone who races cars.

So by saying "I hate people who race and likes cars" you're saying you hate everyone who enjoys motorsports and the art of the automobile, which is just stupid. Hence you being a trollfaced ass.

 
Meh, fairly reasonable response, thus boring.
I will say though, that in my experience, the tried and true adrenaline junkies/gear heads of whom you speak are far more rare than the poser/douche "car as a dick" crowd. Either way, I remain completely unmoved and unimpressed by any and all motorsports.
Also....how old are you? You look like you're maybe 20? So....you spent YEARS and years slaving away under your passion of automobiles, only to leave it behind for street bikes and skiing? Man, you must've been really passionate about it.
 
Same here. I mean, saying that you hate people who drive Hybrids or Cobalts is stupid, sometimes all you can afford is a Neon Or cobalt. On the other hand, whenever i see this kid in my grade i want to slash his tires and fill his stacks with melted feces:

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Thats from fb, it might not work
 
-Anyone in a mini cooper, probably cause i know a few highschool kids that own them and they're fucking shitcocks

-Housewives who drive big trucks and SUVs

-Ricers

-Cubes, and xBs

-when i see a car with girly flowers and shitty stickers on it

-people who drive sunfires. Cause they've only been douches from what i've seen

there's probably more but i don't want a huge list
 
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whenever I see someone driving a truck like that, I assume either

A) smallest penis ever

B) Name is Bubba, Cougar, Bobby, Billy Bob, etc
 
Actually I'm 28. I left cars for bikes because instead of putting 10k+ into a car and having it do 12s in the 1/4 mile, I can just buy a brand new streetbike for ~10k and beat all but the top .05% of cars on the road. I mean, 350lbs + 150hp+ 6speed+ slipper clutch + race tires = huge grins. Like orgasm on the road sized grins for pennies on the dollar when comparing cars to bikes.

To give you my history grew up in a family that owned many car lots, junkyards, and a half mile dirt oval racetrack/motoX track behind my house. I started racing cars and dirt bikes for fun when I was 12... So yeah, you could say that I slaved for years as a car guy I guess... I bought my first car at 13 and it I totaled it the same week taking it off a bike jump. I have no idea how many cars I've bought then beaten until they blew up/rolled/caught on fire/crashed and let me tell you, it is a shitload of fun! Your automotive mindset and mine are clearly pretty far apart, but I can't blame you for hating car douches, as I do too. All I can say is that if you had a chance to try it, I'm pretty sure you'd love it. That is all.

 
I dislike the brush guard because they cause more damage then protection in an accident. But otherwise as a fellow sexterra owner, no i do not.
 
this exactly. except i dont mind some trucks when they truly are functional for some people..
+honda s2000/miata (...lol)+infiniti g35 (owners are fags)+totally nig'd out cars (nothing spells stupid like a lifted caddy with 24's in chrome)+latin folks and their shitty spoilers, decals, and paint jobs on their dented ass 90's car. +m3's (sick fuckin car no doubt. but drivers are usually douches and i envy their vehicle). same kinda goes for the jeep srt8+others
 
How can you hate wood panelling? It's so boss. I can't wait to have an old Buick Roadmaster/ Chevy Caprice Classic wagon or a Ford Country Squire with the wood on the side. Sickest older cars ever.
 
Why do you guys hate Miatas so much? You do realize they are considered the best roadster out there, right? And unlike, say an Audi (no hate, I love Audi's, and I know this is a loose comparison), they won't cost you a fortune to repair if you need too.
 
alot of people dont realize they are RWD and fun to drive. Those people don't know a thing about cars. I still am not a fan of miatas but I respect them
 
At first look i thought the same but then i realized that he must be compensating for a small penis with a large truck
 
Neons and fucking SRT4s. Its a Neon with a turbo, but it's still a Neon. Go home.Also Audi TTs must be driven by females, no exceptions.
 
heres my whip... everything is the same except mine doesn't have the plastic bar on the bottom of the doors and mine has running boards.
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