Detective....

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midwest_rep2

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Dude I don't know you or know anything about you but how old are you?? Jesus man, out of everyone on this damn site you seem the most retarded and young. Daryll posts about being a ski bum as a joke and you get serious and spout off some stuff about not skiing to be pro but skiing to get good...and you type messages like you're a damn ghetto ganster wannabe. YOU ARE NOT THE SHIT

 
detective is about 30x better than you. whenever your sponsored by oakley/dynastar/604... or whenever your invited to parkasourus you can rip on him.

newest member of theOA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
I don't care how good he is, i'm fine with my skills of loops, 900s, flairs, nothing much else. I jsut think he sounds like a dumbass.

 
it is true.... Detective is a dumb ass. next year he will be like 20 and he is still in high school!

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
Hahaha, then he can say 'Ahhhh, high school, the best 5 years of my life!'

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
Well, now you sound like a dumbass, I don't think you understand what you just did.

How do you know he's not a gangster anyways?

We had a dog named Fritz, but he died. We cremated him and he's in a small box in the kitchen, in fact he's right behind me on a shelf next to a bronze apple award my mom won for volunteering at my grade school. I thinks its kinda creepy, but my mom doesn't have the heart to bury the little fellow. Fritz was a weiner dog, but one of the big hairy kinds, he smelled like cheese, somehow that was related to an ear infection that he got from my dad throwing him in our swimming pool. He was a good dog. Good dog Fritzy, good boy.
 
man, what the fuck is your problem. Reedy posted something that made perfect sense and was damn well put. If I'm not mistaken they know each other. Sit down a shut up. If more people posted shit like that the site'd be a better place for sharing ideas and such. You're just contributing to the crap thats going on.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
dude, reedy is an untouchable on this site, while you're at it just lay shit down on pep and anthony, i think there is a level when people are just good enough that they deserve respect, that is if they aren't complete assholes, but detective isn't, so don't touch him

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patskiing.home.attbi.com

My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.

 
i just went to that thread and read that shit, it makes complete sense

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patskiing.home.attbi.com

My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.

 
yo, what? what's up midwest_rep's ass? whatever, think what you want to buddy.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
 
In response to the highschool comment.... OUCH! I went to highschool for 5 years. You have to in ONT if you want to go to University.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
hahah, sorry Rebel, forgot about that. Here its only 3 years.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
no... I think darryl was pretty serious about not wanting to be pro anymore. and next year is my fifth too Jay. damn grade 13 ontario shit.

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
thats wierd. Its also pretty gay when people say o well this person is good so dont give them shit. that hsould only matter if they are saying that person skis bad. if they are just talking about them being stupid or whatever than it shouldnt matter at all. I am not saying anyone in this thread is stupid havent read the ski bum one yet.

rastafarians believe ronald reagan was the anti-christ

 
Whoa, chill. Sorry then man. I just kind of sick of everyone having to act to badass and all. I showed my roomate the BLUNT teaser and clips from Propaganda and other movies and you know what? he laughs, thats what got me going on this whole thing. He sees all these skiers acting like punks and having no respect and he thinks its funny, he can't take em seriously. BUT sorry man, I didnt know you guys knew eachother and I didnt know Detective was in the scene. i just don't like that hip hop gangster image some skeirs put out now. just my thoughts, take em for what its worth

 
midwest;

Gangsta lingo aint always serious yo... We just be doin it fer da hell of it! Most of us mufugga's in ere be white as a mix a milk, chalk, n spiznoogy. Aint no thang but comedy man!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
Oh, and Detective IS an untouchable on this site. I'm sure you just misunderstood him cause he's one of the most intelligent, and involved people in here. I read that post too, and I can see what you're saying about people spitting game, but if you really knew Reedy, you'd know that in this case, it's all good. No disrespect... I'm just trying to bring you up to speed.

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
Dave I'm just trying to follow in your footsteps. It's all a plan to get all the highschool girls for the rest of my life, that way I can be like you and mack 14 year olds when I'm 24. haha jk Actually I will be 19 but I only have like 3 credits left. I took a year off school when I was skiing on national team. Just to clear that shiz up, I'm no tanner hall education is super important.

Clearly you don't know me and clearly you don't know darryl. So here's a suggestion, learn something about someone before you open your mouth and spit game. Darryl and I are friends, he knows I'm not dissin him and everyone else knows it too.

I listen to and live by hip hop it's part of my life. Who gives a fuck how I talk?? I would just think people would have something better to talk about than how I talk especially when I'm clearly fucking around. Focus your energy on something productive, if I'm such an ass clearly it's wasting your time talking about me.

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
Damit - I don't like 14 year olds! Reedy you are gona die - some day. hmm.

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
just wanted to mention something here. In the people section of the photos, there is a picture of reedy holding a nice little sack.

The first thing that came to mind is that couldn't that possibly get him into trouble with his sponsors if the wrong people see it? I might be overreacting, but i know i sure as hell wouldn't want to lose my sponsorship over something as stupid as a picture.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
everone talks like reedy is the shit on skis. but i heard he cant even spin.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
hmmm...

i think this whole thread is a perfect example as to why the internet is retarded. and yet i'm on a computer so much - shit!

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
 
I got with a 14 year old last week. It was good.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
Hey if this detective guy's so great then how come he can't name the 11 secret herbs and spices in the colonels Kentucky Fried Chicken?

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
 
Because it's not chicken!

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
 
haha where is the pathetic lil bitch now? hasn't posted in a while.

bring it B H, but watch ya self I got my boys outta inglewood and the playas of the CML and JC at my back and we be sleepin on a pilla fulla scrilla ya heard, straight out da gate. Gorilla maffia reppin it. uuuuuunnnngggggggggghhhh

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
 
This ain't no muthafuckin P.

I gotta friend with a pole in the basement.

What?

I'm just kiddin' like Jason.

Oh.

Unless you're gonna do it.
 
ok i dont think i understood 1 word detective made in his last post, but im sure it was for good reason

:: six 1 three ::
 
hehe... sadly enough, I'd have to agree with midwest_rep that sometimes people are out to be badass... but most of the time you're chill, Reedy. Besides, we can't complain now that you're on the cover of FREEZE MAGAZINE!!!!

'And if ignorance is bliss, then WIPE THE SMILE OFF MY FACE!' -Zack de la Rocha
 
Clearly he is not being serious and you are all little bitches.

'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me

'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
 
reedy is a good fuckin skier and makes lots of sense, a lot more than you, and i like how you have to list what tricks you can do to feel good about yourself

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Yeah, i just want to say props to Reedy for making Freeze.

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Andrew

SUVs suck!

Let the snow countdown begin

---4 months for the Midwest---
 
thanks guys. midwest_rep come on man, back yourself up, maybe it's you who takes it all too seriously??

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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
 
hah, i went to highschool for 6 years.... in whistler everyone does... fuck man, our highschool is 350 people and grade 7-12. shizzam

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me

'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
 
yea and makes up shit about me and puts it in his signature.... fucker.

'I love packing the fudge!' - Jon Reedy as he drives his windowless van by an all boys preschool class.
 
yeah dude i think hes gay...especially in this picture

reedy.jpg


 
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