Destroy a Wish: forum game

granted, but the rest of you is still gay so your asshole hates taking dick
i wish i had a pet beaver named clancy
 
Granted, but you fall out of a car while mooning a semi out of the back of your friends mini van on the way to water world because back to school hasn't started.

I wish my PS3 wasn't broken.
 
Granted, but it school starts tomorrow and you get buttraped your first night by a pirate-bear.

I wish it wasn't cloudy today.
 
Granted but you never wake up....ever.

I wish I had a pro model set of skis. That I can ski, my legs will not break, it will always snow. I can ski them, they can have bindings mounted on them, i will not go blind, there will be a 171cm lengh, 109cm, 100cm,109cm sidecut. The bindings fit my boots. I will not die, nor will they be stolen. (Bullet proof)
 
granted, but you'll end up with 5's or under for the rest of your life + you got the cooties!
i wish i could bone everyone in the entire world if i'd feel like doing so ....
 
granted, but instead of having a regular 9-5 job, you now have to be Oprah's personal buttwiper on the weekends and you get paid the salary of a CEOonly downside; you are only allowed to use your tongue...
i wish i could dip my pixie stick in a ham wallet, right now!
 
granted. but you marrie a hot wife and she takes it all after the divorce
I wish my mom would just make me a goddam sandwhich for lunch
 
granted, but you got the contents of the jar from your own bloodstream.

i wish i had a cheez bacon sammich right now
 
granted, but that would also change you to a chick. which means you, too, have a vagina

I wish I could graduate college tomorrow and just ski bum this entire winter
 
granted, but only on the interwebz not in real life

i wish i could slap matt smida with my dick across his face
 
granted, but it turns into a transformer and tries to kill you.
i wish my college stuff would pack itself so i didn't have to
 
granted, but all your friends realise you have aids and wont talk to you ever and then your dick falls off and starts flying and starts fucking ur mouth.
i wish i could sleep with mila kunis whenever i wanted
 
Granted, but not sexually. You are secured with chains in the same bed while she sleeps, but you cant look, touch, or speak to her.

I wish the power hadnt gone out
 
Granted, but
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I wish I had more posters for my room nah mean?
 
Granted but you get food poisoning and die from your lack of knowledge.

I wish I wasn't in school right and i was skiing on snow. I have no broken legs the moutian has snow. My skis are fine. I'm not blind either
 
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