Destroy a Wish: forum game

[BizLiz]

granted, but once you get the turtle, it turns out to be a snapping turtle that bites your pinky off

i wish i was a polar bear

 

[585.]

granted but the polar ice caps are melting and you have no where to live.

i wish i was spancersized.

 

[Farquaharson]

Granted, but you're only spancersized by the War Amps because you've lost both legs in some fucking ridiculous farming accident.
I wish I was with a perfect 10

 

[Caspian]

Granted but shes a total bitch and takes all your money.
I wish i had unlimited finances.

 

[Farquaharson]

Granted, but now the world has no currency of any sort and everything is free and you're back to square one, sort of....
I wish for another ice age

 

[TOUCHE]

granted but you get eaten by a woolly mammoth

i wish i were sponsered

 

[followCam]

granted, but you're sponsored by 9thward and get shot at constantly for gang-related matters, leaving you no time to ski but have to hide with osama for the next 5 years til it all blows over.
i wish Scotland actually had hot, sunny summers and snowy winters.

 

[FoxRiderAR77]

Granted but there are still no mountains in Scotland
I wish it was snowing not raining out right now

 

[sndyrvr]

granted but you cant ski on it.

i wish i lived in a mansion.

 

[Hansel.]

Granted, but it is full of fat rednecks telling lary the cable guy jokes all day.
I wish I had a '72 strat.

 

[bcsstore]

Granted but it will only play miley cyrus songs.

I wish I was a professional musician

 

[TOUCHE]

granted but you're a mix between ray charles and andrea bocelli, so you are blind and deaf.

i wish australia had better snow

 

[SkierPT]

Wish Granted but it only falls for 1 week out of the year

 

[SkierPT]

I wish I didn't suck at god dam Call of Duty

 

[Crispy.]

Granted but it only snows twice a year.

I wish i had enough money for a saga suit

 

[LoftyLawnChair]

granted, but it is poor quality and rips apart while you are skiing

i wish that i had a bugatti veyron

 

[chardi]

granted, but you crash it into a lake in louisiana.

i wish i had a monkey who would ski with me

 

[TOUCHE]

granted but its goes crazy and throw's you off a cliff.

i wish i wasnt at school right now

 

[Loodwik]

granted, but all your teachers live underneith your bed.

i wish two weeks could pass by in a sec right now.

 

[swagburg]

Granted but those 2 weeks would have been the best 2 weeks of your life

I wish i could actually afford to go to summer camp

 

[Tripplesixty]

Granted, but all the slots are full... maybe next year
I wish I was sponsored

 

[LoftyLawnChair]

granted, but you are sponsored by wal-mart

 

[ndye]

granted but its by burton.

I wish i lived in the west.

 

[84891jnf92048]

granted, but its in the flat middle of nowhere called death valley.
i wish my computer could stream video so i could watch the jiberish movie.

 

[Tripplesixty]

granted, but your internet is so slow all you see is "BUFFERING"
I wish I could go cat skiing

 

[steep]

granted, but the cat breaks down 200 yards from the lodge and cant be fixed

i wish i could ski utah

 

[I.B]

Granted but your cat is a feline.
I wish I owned MOMENT skis

 

[Tripplesixty]

Granted, but only at the Olympic XC skiing course
I wish I could have a free pair of ON3P's

 

[JustDidIt]

granted but you lose your legs in a car accident.

i wish i was married to megan fox

 

[I.B]

Granted, but you get HIV from her.

 

[A.Eberhard]

granted but then you find out she has dick.

I wish gear talk wasn't so gay with all the outerwear threads.

 

[JustDidIt]

granted but you are ip banned from newschoolers

i wish i could go out west and ski mammoth

 

[I.B]

Granted, but right now so theres no snow.
I wish I could be kc deane

 

[84891jnf92048]

granted, but nobody cares because you are KC Deane
I wish my camera battery didnt die today in arches national park.

 

[I.B]

Granted, but since i'm the Deane I come and shoot your ass.
I wish I wasn't trolling this awesome thread

 

[84891jnf92048]

granted, but instead of trolling this thread you are being sexually harassed by a man twice your size
I wish my wishes that i made in this thread would come true.

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but in a virtual world.

I wish Jimmy Fallon was on at an earlier time

 

[pommes_vertes.]

Granted, but the only channel you get plays nothing but TRL reruns from when Carson Daly was the host.

 

[pommes_vertes.]

My bad.

I wish school wasn't starting soon.

 

[chardi]

granted, but then you just have to wait longer before you ski.

i wish horses had smaller penises so they wouldn't make me feel insecure.

 

[84891jnf92048]

granted, but you also have a smaller penis
i wish i didnt post so much in this thread

 

[pommes_vertes.]

Granted, but the only threads you can post in are Douglas' freestyles.

I wish my girlfriend would stop farting right now.

 

[84891jnf92048]

granted, but instead she starts shitting
i wish i knew how to surf and skateboard.

 

[I.B]

Granted but instead of farting, you find out she has a penis. I don't care how much sex you've had she just grows one.
I wish I could put BBQ sauce on snooki's boobs and motorboat her

 

[pommes_vertes.]

Granted, but you're paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish the new Futurama episodes were as funny as the old ones.

 

[I.B]

Granted, but bender is an asian human.

I wish someone would dp snooki with me.

 

[pommes_vertes.]

Granted, but you have to be DPed by two of the guys from the show.

I wish more people would take part in this thread.

 

[Caspian]

Granted but theyre all jackasses like me.
I wish my reply to that was better.

 

[PeterWojnar]

Granted, but they're also all from the Jersey Shore.

I wish it snowed in the mountains near my house in the summer, enough to ski, while I lived there, such that I could ski on a daily basis, with no possibility of volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, floods, downpours, heat waves, or any other snow-melting or ski-impossibilitating events.

 

[I.B]

granted, but you still have a vagina.
I wish mtv still had good music that was sang by non gay guys. I can't go blind I can't die, and no oprea its all dirty south hip hop. My tv will never go out, and i'll always have a job so i'll always have cable. (bullet proof)