Destroy a Wish: forum game

granted, but you live in communist vietnam and you are a slave.

i wish i had a lion as a pet, who would never kill me.
 
granted but he would eat all your family in front of your eyes the swallow you whole.

I wish my home resort had snowflex in the summer
 
granted, but due to an error during the manufacturing process, it is fitted incorrectly and and the jacket is extra fat and short, and the pants are extra long and skinny.

i wish my backyard had a huge hill in it.
 
Granted but NS goes out of business from lack of money made in ads.

I wish I could materialize ski gear from nothing.
 
Wish granted. But they compared your scored to mentally slow people.

I wish school would not start for 4 more months.
 
granted, but you will turn inside out and explode.

i wish i could have sex all day and watch scarface 50 times
 
Granted but you can only have sex with Tony Montana, and only watch the film on VHS

i wish i had the power to control the weather
 
Granted, but every time you change it has huge consequences and cause natural disasters in 3rd world countries
i wish i could go on a heli-skiing trip in AK
 
Granted, but a corrupted mormon that masturbates into other mormon's bibles as pranks in college also comes on the trip.
I wish I could be skiing right now.
 
Granted but you spontaneously combust before you have the chance to make the wish.

I wish I could longboard all day and night for the rest of the summer.
 
granted, but that wish for another wish was your other wish and you didn't know until now. had you know you could have wished for something else, but you wished for another wish which turned out to be the wish that you just wished for.

i wish i could go 1 day and 24 minutes forward in time.
 
granted but there is a time warp and you are stuck at 1 minute and 23 minutes for the rest of time.

i wish i had 5 cars.
 
Granted but your in a vegitative state and cannot take risk.

I wish I had a wake boat and two stand up jetskis.
 
granted, but they are all broken down beyond repair.
I wish I had a slice of pepperoni pizza fresh out of the over right now
 
granted, but because the leprechaun was spotted, you have to suck on the testicles of a fat child.

^and the guy above, granted, but it has anchovies on it and the bottom is undercooked.

i wish i was denzel washington.
 
i must end the cycle.

granted, but because the leprechaun was spotted, you have to suck on the testicles of a fat child.

i wish i was denzel washington.
 
granted, but since you are famous a bunch of weird people stalk you and you never live a normal day again in your life.
I wish I had a pet turtle
 
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