Destroy a Wish: forum game

Granted, it lasts a minute.

I wish I was the luckiest man in the world. (Just call me Lucky McLuckerton!)
 
Granted, you're so lucky the H-bombs exploding will kill everything except you.

I wish i had the power to heal
 
granted, but you didn't keep them in the water long enough and now they are hard, soggy and gross

I wish I had a car
 
granted, you now know what you do. however, now you realize that what you do is absolutely meaningless drudgery and can only lead to your inevitable and equally meaningless death.

i wish that the most horrible thing possible would happen to me so that anyone who tries to corrupt this wish would find himself caught in such a logical paradox that he would crack his own head open with a hammer.
 
granted, I change your wish to somthing easily corrupted, and also realize your wish can still be destroyed.

I wish people got little slurpee brainfreezes when they say something stupid. (I think I'll buy a windstar....a-ow!)
 
granted, but the brainfreezes lasted forever, and eventually you died from insanity, and then humans went extinct.
i wish i didnt bite my nails
 
Granted, but the world is plunged into another Ice Age; civilization collapses; billions die from cold, famine and war over resources; and you are forced to live as a nomad in a post-apocalyptic world.
I wish the girl I'm seeing was with me here in Vermont.
 
granted, but the next sexiest guy is on love with you, and the fattest, ugliest chick too

i wish for my summer to be very productive and make some real bank
 
granted, you get out on the slopes and the day is looking sick. on your first try you land a trick you've never done before. you go to do it next run and break your neck
i wish i could fly!
 
granted. but it'll be changed to something everyone else loves dearly, and you'll be the only one who hates it.

i wish i didnt have to work so damn hard, and i could get my business off the ground without so many headaches.
 
granted, you hire some illegal Mexicans to do it for you, but then Immigration ships them back before they get to work.

I wish stupid names like Bobby-Sue and Kieth were outlawed.
 
Granted but your computer got massacred by trojan horse.

I wish we could have a school break as long as the summer break in the winter
 
granted, but the heli will run out of gas before you get there and you will die.

i wish i had a private mountain in my backyard
 
granted but its evil and controls your arm to continuously smack you in the face.

i wish i had a gretsch white falcon (google that)
 
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