Destroy a Wish: forum game

Granted, but the day you pay off the last bill, you get fired and the country is bankrupt so you cant get unemployment. but you have healthcare.

i wish i had healthcare hahahaha
 
granted but ever mountain is now over run by hostile snowboarders and we skiers are forced to fight for what little terrain we can win. werewolf vs vampire type of deal.

i wish all the vegans in the world would just die.
 
granted but you just found out that she has her period 100% of the time and she got breast/ass reductions and her face got hit with a bat

i wish i could get some publicity for my videos and photos on this site

 
granted, but you only get shitty publicity, your life goes south, and you end up in a haze of dirty strippers and cheap tequila in Tijuana, where you eventually die of dysentery.

I wish I wasn't broke.
 
granted, you will become a very wealthy man, but your money will consume you.

i wish for world peace!!!! and tacos for everyone, and alcohol too!
 
granted... but your servant is flaming gay and puts his wang on or around your personal belongings
I wish that every child had a big red ball.
 
Why do you assume the servant's a mar? It could just as well be a woman putting her disease ridden cooch all over his things...

And granted, but the balls are only given to blind children who don't know what red is. Plus, they will often get socked in the head by the big bouncing balls.

I wish I was the ultimate superhero, who's better than all the rest.
 
Granted, but you fast forward to the summer of 2070 and you are on your deathbed

I wish I could live in Boulder Colorado
 
granted, but you fall and break your fibula and left pointer finger

I wish I had a hot full stack of chocolate chip pancakes with butter and maple syrup on top
 
granted , you have stacks of it left and it probably has no practical application in life .

i wish i had buffalo wings in front of me.
 
granted, but there is bullet proof glass between you and the wings

i wish i had a secret underground tunnel near my house.
 
granted, but you will not be able to stop and will never set foot on earth again.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever i desire to.
 
Granted, but you're rich of beetles that will finally eat you alive

I wish I couldn't get injuries....
 
granted, but you're only shorter in the pants

i wish i could have a woman bring me a sandwich whenever i am hungry
 
Granted, now you're super susceptible to catching terminal diseases due to the experimental radiotherapy needed to make you uninjurable.

I wish I could bring back the dead.
 
Granted, but your mom likes them all and they took over your room, you now have to sleep with on the floor.

I wish our hill had jumps
 
I SHALL GRANT TWO WISHES! I'M CRAZY!

Granted, but the woman is your crazy ex who puts in some new thing everytime to try and hospitalize you.

Guy above me, granted, but they're what a gaper thinks is a "radical" jump, meaning they're no higher than 1.5'.

I wish I could see the future and prevent the worst from happening.
 
Granted, but its an afrodesiac for elephants and you get trampled by giant horny dumbos

I wish I wasn't dying
 
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