Destroy a Wish: forum game

Granted, but all the snow melts and you have to take all your courses in summer school

I wish i had a 6XL lRG hoodie
 
granted, but the unicorn has lupus.

i wish i could get laid with sexy women that aren't disease ridden and that are under the age of 30 but over the age of 18 more often.
 
granted but there mexican, you get them pregnant, they leave, and you have to take care of the kids.

i wish runs on my ski hill were longer than 2 minutes including going up the lift
 
granted, but the stickers are tiny.

I wish that my camera and strobes and PWs would never run out of power.
 
granted, but the fresh pow would harden up cause of warm day temperatures.

i wish my leg would be ok for the next weekend
 
granted, and you have a slopeside condo with huge hottub, tons of horny bitches, booze and drugs, but a baby penis.

i wish i never had to work, and i could just do whatever the hell i want.
 
granted but you are crippled from the neck down...
i wish i could traveling circus came to my mtn to ski with me...
 
k, but terrorists destroy the lifts (though miraculously nobody is injured) and the mountain is closed down so you can't hike because of the attack. for the 10 millionth time, i wish i had an attractive girlfriend without any stds, deformities, and didn't lose her for any reason what whatsoever, and neither one of us was injured.
 
granted but your awsome job entitles cleaning up cow shit for 8 hours a day...
i wish i had some pie right now..
 
two words : shit pie

i wish i had a pet chameleon with laser eyes that did exactly what i told it to and it could speak mad french so i could mack on foreign ladies
 
granted, but said chameleon would grow jealous of all the pooneedy that he would cut your dick off with the laser eyes. and then you get cancer.

i wish i was immune to any injury and pain so i could jump off buildings, do other dumb shit and not die or whatev
 
granted but you can only land it infront of crowds of cock-hungry dudes.

I wish my first drop would get here.
 
sounds good but it's covered in dry semen. i wish ski season wasn't over in the east, and i could ski with all of my friends whenever i wanted with nothing bad happening to any of us
 
granted but they mix up your order in the rush and send you a Columbia jacket instead.

I wish I could end world hunger.
 
my bad, I meant that for StEeZy_B.

and granted, but your magic pen only knows how to write in japanese.

I wish I were a great painter.
 
because you missed your chance to wish, you no longer get any wishes.

i wish i could control the weather.
 
Granted, but you can only control the weather for july in the Sahara.

I wish my steeze could blow up peoples brains.
 
Granted. But global warming kills everyone except you. and melts all the snow.

I wish I would never get sick again.

 
granted. but you will no longer be able to eat. all your organs will disintegrate inside you.
i wish i would always be happy
 
Granted, but you love in poverty and have no source of income. and dont know how to ski.

I wish EVERY DAY IS A SATURDAY!!!
 
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