Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Ryan*]

Sorry to break the chain but I had to say it; Bahaha my summer setup DOES suck.

 

[Rafe]

granted, but your dog is better than you

i wish It would snow a few feet at my house this week

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but it snows and then gets rained out all while you're asleep

i wish i had landed my blindsole today

 

[SDrvpr]

granted, but when you go in for lunch your skis get stolen

i wish i couldn't get injured

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted. You have no testicles.
I wish I had another can of coca cola.

 

[Apresbang]

Granted but you have no thumbs, so you can't open it.
I wish i had €1,000,000

 

[RcppF]

granted, but its on your gut,

i wish i could get straight A's

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

granted. But you have to sleep with all your teachers.

I wish I didn't have gas.

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but now your asshole vanished, thus breaking down your digestive system and killing you.

I wish I were able to invent teleportation.

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but you get brutally raped ll day.

I wish I knew magic.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted. But you will never ever get laid. Oh. You're also addicted to WoW.
I wish I had some coffee.

 

[Cincher]

granted, but it only transports you to the Milky Way black hole.

I wish I could end third world famine and suffering.

 

[Kangbang]

granted but you spill it on ur dick!

i wish i didnt have to clean the house

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but the cashier poured in poison.

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but the cleaning robots rebel and kill you with a feather duster.

I wish I can construct a Little Tykes airplane.

 

[superskier420]

granted but it falls apart a minute later

i wish i could ski for 6 more weeks

 

[TheCelt16]

Granted, but you have to ski on a barely covered green trail for the entire time.

I wish I could take be an engineer for a ski company.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but you design bad shit that breaks on people, lawsuits are filed, and you become homeless.
I wish i didn't have indigestion.

 

[murflydude]

granted but know you have piss butt for 3 months at a time.

i wish it was thursday.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but every day is saturday.
I wish i had another beer,

 

[JTL]

granted, but its warm

i wish my house had a jump line in the backyard

 

[murflydude]

granted but skiing was never invented. only snowboarders can hit the jumps too

i wish i never had to take CSAPs

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but you become an exception in the No Child Left Behind act.

I wish I was super smart.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted. But you never get laid.
I wish I had a new phone.

 

[skiEER]

granted but its Zack's cellphone from saved my the bell

I wish all I could never be injured

 

[Cincher]

Oh that's original, You used that one already on my magic wish!

@sKIEER:Granted, but you become the US government's guinea pig for weapons. Plus you still feel pain.

I wish I find out how the universe was created.

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, the big bang turned out to be god getting down.

i wish i could fly

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

granted but youre a fly

i wish i could be gettin a bj from a sexy babe right now

 

[Malcolm]

granted, but its from this sexy babe

i wish the winter wasnt ending so fast

 

[Cincher]

Granted but she forgets what she's doing, thinks she's eating a small sausage and bites your dick off.

I wish I were a famous rapper.

 

[Rafe]

Granted, but you get capped before your second cd.

I wish I had a full fleet of ON3Ps to ski on this weekend

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

this made me laugh soo fucking hard MADD KArma coming your way hahah

 

[Ryan*]

Granted, but they're all from ON3P's new line of finger skis. Like so:

I wish I had a gym with a gymnastics trampoline and foam pit that I could go to.

 

[Cincher]

Granted, but they're in an amusment park closed because of Salmonella.....in New Jersey!

I wish I could cure cancer.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted. But you have AIDS
I wish I had new speakers.

 

[heFF]

granted but they blow out in the first 5 minutes of using them

I wish they're weren't so many idiots on this site

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but neither are you

i wish the robot unicorn attack game wasnt blocked at my school

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but your speakers are stuck on full volume.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

that would be epic. and really? 16 pages and you still dont make a wish?

 

[heFF]

there*

 

[ImGoinSailin]

haha... didnt notice that till you said somethin

 

[GILLSKI]

Granted but you get lost,

I wish i had a million dollars

 

[little1337]

Granted. But you get robbed and have no way of getting it back.

I wish my wish will be granted

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

granted but you're still in the same situation as before

i wish i could get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

 

[little1337]

granted. but ski patroll blew it up while you were there

I wish I had mad steeze

 

[the.hoffman]

Granted. But, you will only be able to spin 360s and nothing else.

I wish Ontario had big mountains.

 

[Deezy]

Granted, but you loose your skis

I wish it snowed everyday

 

[E.FARR]

granted but it also melts everyday..
i wish my friends a pro

 

[Deezy]

Granted, but he actually doesn't like you

I wish i could have free lift passes for everywhere.

 

[DR.SHRED]

granted you cant ski

i wish my mom would let ski this weekend