Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Aaaron.]

too far.

 

[CrunkNugget]

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[RCookish]

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[gyarados]

 

[PJS.]

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[J-Evs]

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[triebby]

Amazing.

 

[CrunkNugget]

combo breaker much?

 

[TOUCHE]

OK lets start this off again.

wish i had afterbangs

 

[E.FARR]

granted but you live in the desert
i wish i had a bacon egg and cheese...

 

[easiestEC]

granted, but its all raw and there is no way to cook it.

i wish i had a some doper ski gear

 

[*419*]

granted, the mexicans who grew it pissed on it.

i wish i was simon dumont.
^i'm kidding, fuck him.

 

[Dr.Brown]

Granted, now you're thinking "fuck myself" instead of "fuck him".

I wish streets were dry enough for longboarding, but slopes are still well packed.

 

[Buzzell]

Granted but monsoon season is coming.
I wish it was Christmas.

 

[GDC]

Granted but santa hates you

I wish I had shoe horn hands

 

[Apresbang]

Granted but now you can't buckle your boots.
I wish I was a little bit taller,I wish I was a baller,I wish I had a girl who looked goodI would call herI wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a batand a six four Impala

 

[J.Braun]

granted, but your homo.

i wish i had a pizza.

 

[Kangbang]

granted but instead of pepperion their is dick on it

 

[gyarados]

 

[SDrvpr]

i wish i could do a k-fed

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but you become K-Fed.
I wish my room was clean.

 

[gyarados]

granted, but a gelatinous monster fangoriously devoured EVERYTHING

i wish i could blow shit up with my mind

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

granted, but you had to clean it

i wish i had a 3 month winter break instead of a 3 month summer break

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted. But you live in the southern hemisphere.
I wish I had a wish without any catches.

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Granted, but you live in Florida

I wish I had a decent job

 

[YoungQuinton]

granted but you have to work there FOREVER.
I wish tomorrow wasn't monday

 

[matt.s]

granted, tomorrow is the day you will find a time machine and accidently fast forward to your own death.
i wish i could do any urban on skiis and stomp it

 

[Ryan*]

Granted, but you live in Rwanda.

I wish I didn't have to write that essay that is due tomorrow.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, you have to type it.

i wish that i had an iphone

 

[00000000]

granted, it can only play this video

i wish i win the coors light challenge

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you get alcohol poisoning and die.

i wish that my english class wasnt such ridiculously boring brit lit.

 

[wesley.]

granted but yu have to read gay erotic novels instead

 

[ImGoinSailin]

15 pages... and you still dont make a wish?

 

[wesley.]

oops... i wish i had a g suit

 

[RcppF]

granted, but it's size small

i wish could do whatever trick i see

 

[soulskier]

unfortunately, your blind

i wish i was done with school

 

[8088]

granted but becasue of this shitty economy you empty septic tanks for a living. i wish i could see through only hot girls cloths

 

[ike.]

granted, but your idea of hot is 70 year old fat ladys.

I wish i didnt waste my life on ns

 

[RcppF]

granted, instead you waste your life watching re runs of american idol

i wish i could be a rich bastard

 

[Sean...M]

granted but your rich in a currency no one excepts
I wish that bags of chips came filled completely to the top

 

[Candyman.]

Granted, But Bra's dont count as clothing anymore.
I wish i owned a ski hill

 

[RcppF]

granted, but its in your backyard and melts in the summer

i wish i would stop wishing

 

[jach107]

Granted but the bag is so small it can only fit one chip.

I wish my skis would get here all ready

 

[plorr]

granted but they accidentally sent you snowblades.
I wish my knees weren't so fucked up.

 

[_CC_]

granted, but you have no knees now
i wish teaching ski school paid a little more

 

[Sean...M]

It does, but you buy implants on credit while blacked-out drunk
I wish i could have the power of a jumper

 

[Apresbang]

Granted, you now have ability to keep people warm.
I wish i could go drinking tonight!!!

 

[thebeesknees]

granted, but you get alcohol poisoning

i wish i didnt have school tomorrow

 

[Ryan*]

Granted, but you now work in a sweatshop for $4 a day.

I wish I could figure out a way to move my summer setup.

 

[gyarados]

granted, but it sucks

i wish i had a dog that skied park