Destroy a Wish: forum game

[WorthDaMoney]

granted, but this said "anything" is restricted to "anything gay"

i wish i was a dog

 

[elemeno89]

granted, but you have wheels for back legs.

i wish i had an audi a4

 

[houndmaster]

granted but its disassembled in your garage in a bunch of little pieces

i wish i had a million cool guns

 

[WorthDaMoney]

granted, but one night they all spontaneously fire all the rounds in their clips and kill thousands of the loved ones near your house.

i wish i owned a transformer

 

[houndmaster]

granted, but its a decepticon and continuously tries to kill you.

i wish i was the greatest athlete of all time

 

[Style+eeze]

granted, but you compete in the special olympics
i wish i were eating cinnamon rolls right now

 

[gabe.]

Granted, but someone took a poo on it

I wish we had school in the summmer and summer break in the winter so I could ski for 3 months non-stop

 

[Holte]

^ Granted. You're skiing for three months in an avalanche path on avalanche debris.

I wish I was eating bacon.

 

[Dr.Barq]

granted but its uncooked

I wish I knew how to cook good food so i dont have to eat ramen

 

[elemeno89]

granted but all you can cook is spaghetti.

i wish i was in school all year round.

 

[houndmaster]

granted but you are a deprived native american youth who is forced into an abusive residential school, forced to learn and adopt a religion that is not your own and beaten if you resists.

i wish i was asian

 

[Steeze_Cake]

granted: but..... 8---> (actual size).
i wish i didn't have to go to work in 20 minutes

 

[ike.]

granted but it means you cant do anything for 3 weeks
i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller

 

[houndmaster]

granted but someone already said that on this page so it wasnt as effective as you thought it was gonna be.

i wish lazyafterbang wasnt so dumb in the thread in ski gabber

 

[Aidan-G]

Granted, but you're dumber than him
I wish i had money to buy new skis

 

[powday]

Granted, but you could only buy them from a cross country ski store.

 

[powday]

I wish gas was free

 

[Kangbang]

granted but u have no car or no way of getting a car.

i wish my heel wasnt bruised

 

[Style+eeze]

granted, but you have a torn acl
i wish i had cod mw2

 

[Kangbang]

granted but u have no xbox or ps3

i still wish that my heel wasnt bruised

 

[HamFaceGirl]

granted your going to die tomorrow

I wish I was Todd Wallnuts

 

[WorthDaMoney]

granted, but you find out you brought your mom to prom

i wish i was dating megan fox

 

[Kangbang]

granted but she had a dick

i still wish my heel wasnt bruised so i could ski

 

[thebeesknees]

granted, but then you go ski and bruise it again.

i wish i could go to windell's this summer.

 

[8088]

granted but it rain all week before you go and theres no more snow i wish i could find my crowbars

 

[Aaaron.]

you find them, but the lens is cracked.
i wish i lived closer to the beach

 

[WorthDaMoney]

granted but its a gay nude beach

i wish i had friends

 

[8088]

granted but your friends are gang bangers and you get killed becasue of them i wish i could be sking right now

 

[superskier420]

granted, but your a gaper and suck at skiing

i wish i was t-wall

 

[nipples-the-cat]

there is some funny shit in this thread.. lol for days and days

granted but you are paralized for the rest of you life after your first run on skis..

i wish the hole in my butt would get fixed.. (it has been there for as long as i can remember)

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Granted but now you have vagina

I wish I had a car

 

[SHD]

Granted, but it is a Lada!

I wish the paint would dry faster

 

[Parrish]

But then It peels off.

I wish I had 5 more wishes.

 

[Balto]

granted but each wish gives you aids

im good right now, dont really need anything

 

[Parrish]

You get herpes anyway

I wish for a cure for aids.

 

[SHD]

Granted, but it will give you cancer

I wish for a cancer cure

 

[Parrish]

Granted, but it will give you aids

I want a taco.

 

[Aenigma]

Granted, but it's Rosie O'Donnell's.
I want a new right knee.

 

[Parrish]

Granted but it doesn't move.

I wish to go to mars.

 

[SHD]

Granted, but you cant get back to earth

I wish i had a redbull

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but it's chuck norris' piss.

I wish I had a jetpack.

 

[elemeno89]

granted but it explodes upon ignition.

i wish i could travel into the future.

 

[-fungus-]

granted, but your dick falls off in the process.

i wish i could dance the salsa *CON STEEZE*

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but it makes you poo your pants.

I wish I were as cool as ohmybosh.

 

[Style+eeze]

granted, but everything you do is laced.

i wish i could have my ski da bay tall tee already

 

[Freeskim@n]

granted but it is medium size.
I wish i had landed my first frontflip yesterday.

 

[MatRich]

granted but you had to go back in time and as a result of landing your frontflip, the butterly effect made racoons our world leaders

I wish I had some money!

 

[gabe.]

granted, but you right after you get it moose comes up and eats it then takes a giant poo on you.
i wish all the snow in my backyard wasnt melted so i didnt have to use astro turf

 

[MACAQUE]

Granted, but your skis are broken
I wish I had no homework right now

 

[Sveetski]

Granted but newschoolers is down

I wish these skier x skiers did backflips