Destroy a Wish: forum game

granted, but you break your ankles in a tragic accident like thall where nobody helped for about 5 minutes.

i wish i didnt have to present my spanish project next.
 
granted but your job makes it so you can only ski one day per year at the end of the season.
i wish i had a cup of rice
 
granted, but you'd be stuck in a wheelchair like steven hawking if you were
I wish I had a nice big chicken parmesian sandwich in front of me
 
granted, but in a video game
i have no idea what you said about my chapped lips, and i don't know why i would ever miss them!
so, i hope that god smites KPowell with chapped lips forever!
 
granted, but you can't understand it
chicks don't dig chapped lips, and i still wish god smites you with chapped lips forever
 
Granted, but you have to go on a lifelong quest to figure out what it is.
I wish I had a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything It contains.
 
Granted, but you cant smoke for the rest of your life.

I wish that i am a unicorn that is skiing down a rainbow.
 
Granted, but then you realize that your wish wasn't phrased in the subjunctive so the genie couldn't make it come true.
I wish I were a unicorn skiing down a rainbow.
 
Granted, but you're not a real unicorn but just a homosexual with a dildo on your forehead and the rainbow is a figure of speech for your downward decent into gaydom
I wish it would dump snow in CO for once
 
granted but you can only spend it on gumballs

i wish i was a little bit talla' i wish i was a balla' i wish i had a gilr who looked good i would call her..

^ good song but i wish i had a girl friend who shredded and was supper hot..
 
granted but she is a slut and cheats on you with everyone. mostly d-bags and snowboarders.

i wish i could get a reputable degree from a university that only focused on skiing
 
granted, but your guano implodes the moment you sit down on a toilet

i want to play ping pong at olympic-quality
 
granted but you have to spend it in the pacific ocean on a asian touring boat

i wish timberline wasnt so icey and windy right now
 
Granted, but someone slipped a laxitive in your food and you got the mad runs for the entire time.

I wish I had taquito's in my freezer
 
granted, you'll win, but shit yourself in front of everyone because of the excitement!
i wish the england had mountains.
 
Granted, but you get gang raped by all of the members of the Jonas Brothers, the entire GOP, and Ted Kennedy's ethereal spirit.

I wish for unbelievable, unfailing skill after I "practice" anything three times, consecutively, without any risk of injury or pain on my behalf.
 
i'm sorry that offended you so much, i was going to put the UK then realised some pedantic cock, much like yourself, would call me out on Scotland having mountains so i changed it to England.

 
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