Destroy a Wish: forum game

[PJS.]

granted but its still terrible

i wish i could skate

 

[Cincher]

Granted it's fools gold so it's worthless.

I wish I had more money...in canadian currency..

 

[DeSena]

granted but you're gay

I wish I was gay

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but your ugly and no guy wants to date you

i wish i had an excuse so i can go out friday without my parents knowing

 

[ryan.c]

granted but you still dont get any

i wish i had a slave

 

[PJS.]

granted but you get executed because well, you had a slave.

I wish i could skate without injuring myself

 

[BWM]

Granted, but the skateboard can't have wheels.

I wish I no longer had to poop or urintate

 

[skithedirt]

granted, but you now will puke out your eyeballs

I wish my summer would start over again

 

[ORDEAL]

granted but you are forced to move to the southern hemisphere after a week

I wish i didnt have to go to the dentist tomorrow

 

[AWALLRUS.]

GRANTED, BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE GOING TO THE PROCTOLOGIST FOR A CHECKUP.

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST TOMORROW EITHER

 

[sammy_]

granted but you have to go to the colonoscopy doctor.

i wish i could never get hurt

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but you lose your legs in the process.

Err.. I wish I could ski Japan next winter.

 

[3dressedupasa9]

granted, but all the chemicals got released from the tsunami and now you cant see

i wish i could carry around a kitten in my pocket where ever i go

 

[Pool.]

granted, but its dead

i wish i could have gone to evolve chile

 

[Chubz.]

granted but you miss your flight home and you have to stay in chile forever. Its not as good as you think, instead of skiing, a civil war breaks out, and you are drafted. You die in battle.

I wish i was popular on NS.

 

[los.pinguinos]

granted, but you have syphilis, gonorrhoea, and AIDS

I wish i was raped by my parents and put in a meat grinder then fed to starving African children

 

[Inline.]

Granted, but you enjoyed it, and you were drugged so u couldn't feel anything, and the children were rich south African white kids

 

[Inline.]

I wish I could own NS.

 

[Rossberger]

Granted, but domain rates go up to $400 a month and you go broke.

I wish the last two seasons of "That 70's Show" didn't suck.

 

[PJS.]

granted, but all the other seasons suck

i wish i had some good new music

 

[DW.]

granted, but you have no devices to play it on.

I wish for world peace and the end of world hunger (if you destroy this wish, you're the devil)

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but you're forever hungry and at war with your alter ego.

I wish I was better at playing the bass.

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted, but then playing bass is outlawed

I wish I could have mercedes sls and an audi r8

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted but neither have motors.

I wish I had new fitting outerwear

 

[Cufe.]

granted, it is a spandex body suit

I wish I could backflip

 

[skiman12321]

granted, but that is the only trick you will ever be able to do

I wish i was a billionare

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but you can't spend it.

I wish I was at mt hood

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but it erupts.

I wish I could go to chile next summer.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

granted, you work in the mines and get trapped then go back yo work the next day after your rescued

 

[sammy_]

no wish.... ok then

i wish i wasnt hungover

 

[Tall_Paul]

granted but you cant remember what happened last night, and your pregnant

i wish i was at the beach

 

[AndrewNZ]

Granted but its the beach from Eurotrip, Full of Old men, Naked.

I wish I was born in the 1600's

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

granted, but right after you were born you died on the bubonic plague.

i wish someone would remove Obama from office. (i dont think anyone else could do any worse)

(Also, do you win if you post a wish that nobody can destroy?)

 

[BWM]

Granted, but Biden becomes president.

I wish my wish couldn't be destroyed.

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

granted, but now you used your one wish so you're out of wishes.

 

[NJurkiewicz]

you didn't wish so haha

I wish I had a 35mm adapter that fitted 37mm threads only and was indestructible

 

[Pmoore]

you got it but then apes become smart and take over the world and kill you for filming them

I wish entourage wasnt ending after this season

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted but then the TV show started really sucking

I wish I had more money

 

[Simon.k]

granted, but you can never drink again.i wish i was at windells for another session.

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but everything's more expensive.

I wish I had more weed.

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but its laced as fuck

i wish i had more weed too...

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but its this kind of weed :

I wish they would stop arguing, and do something about the debt.

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted, but when they do something they make it worse

I wish I had multiple wishes and every wish I had was indestructible

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

granted, you can only use it on the color of your pubes. i wish i hot non prude, clean, non bitchy, non clingy gf

 

[Cufe.]

Granted, but she has AIDS

I wish I was in star wars

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

granted, but your on Alderan when the death star destroys it.

i wish i had a chocolate lab puppy.

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but it's a dog made of chocalate from a lab...

i wish i had something to do.

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted nut it is eating dog shit

I wish I was apart of the band Yes.

 

[ktd619]

Granted but no body in the band likes you

I wish i lived in tahoe.

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but the world ends the next day.

I wish my brother would get out of the bathroom