Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Master_Debater]

Granted, But your a priest

I wish i had more fanta.

 

[jamers]

granted, but its grape fanta and your white,

I wish i had a million dollars!

 

[Stose]

Granted, but it's currently in a warehouse being burned

i wish i could keep my girl forever

 

[PJS.]

granted but she is a female goat.

I wish i was at mt hood

 

[Zimmerman]

granted, but it's now 50 years from now and global warming has eliminated summer snow

I wish i had filthy riches

 

[PJS.]

granted but all the money is dirty so you cant make out the denominations, so the police arrest you for counterfeiting when you spend it.

I wish i could double

 

[Zimmerman]

i meant ON3P Filthy Rich skis... do again?

 

[PJS.]

granted but they snap when you mount them. freehand, so no warranty. my wish stands.

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but a freak earthquake happens while you are in mid air and you fall into a lava pit. I wish I was still at ski camp

 

[PJS.]

granted but simon dumont takes a shit in your mouth.

i wish i had a giraffe

 

[bribri]

granted, but its a stuff animal and your dog mistakes it for a toy and tears in up.

I wish I had a subaru.

 

[Zimmerman]

granted, but it's an old forester with no muffler

I wish I had a new Impreza outback sport

 

[DW.]

granted, but it has square wheels. ha

 

[DW.]

oh and, I wish that NS had no scammers.

 

[blatt]

Granted, but everyone will flip jiberish they got in smash and grab

 

[blatt]

fuck. forgot to wish.

I wish it was a winter with plentiful snow

 

[DERS.]

granted. but your family has decided to move to Alabama.

i wish the the redskins had a legitimate quarterback.

 

[Downtofilm]

granted but you broke your leg.

I wish I had $10000 to buy some new camera gear

 

[FightClub27]

granted, but you have no arms
i wish i had a foam pit

 

[Utard]

granted, but a family of brown recluses has taken up residence inside it

I wish I could move things with my mind

 

[MrChevyCelebrity]

granted, but every time you do you end up shitting your pants.

I wish I never crashed or lost a ski

 

[garret.]

granted. but the devil ate your soul

i wish i lived in the mountains

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but it never snows.

I wish my job allowed me to ski more.

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted, but then you don't have a job.

I wish ZachMcarthy was banned from newschoolers!

 

[AWALLRUS.]

GRANTED, BUT YOU ARE ALSO BANNED FROM NEWSCHOOLERS.

I WISH I HAD A SUMMER JOB

 

[Downtofilm]

Granted but you shouted to much so you got fired.

I wish nothing

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

Granted but you cant bounce in the air

I wish I had a Lamborghini

 

[Ski_Alot]

granted but your 6 years old an cant drive, i wish it was a powder day and i was at alta

 

[Utard]

granted, but 10 feet down your first run you yardsale and both your brand new powder skis submarine into 4 feet of powder and the rental shop is closed

 

[Utard]

I wish I was 6 inches taller

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you have to have your legs amputated. I wish my tv worked

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but it's stuck on Bravo.

I wish it was winter.

 

[Jaimee.]

Granted, but it doesn't snow.

I wish I had some poutine.

 

[DW.]

granted, but you're allergic to gravy, and you forgot your epi pen (or however that's spelled).

I wish I was superman

 

[Downtofilm]

Granted, but you just ate some kryptonite so now you are dead.

I wish I had no wishes

 

[the_moderaper]

Granted, but you have a box of 4000 coming in the mail and you can't go out and play until you finish using them.

I wish I was laying in a king size tempurpedic bed right now instead of this full sized piece of crap.

 

[bribri]

Granted, but it smells like a homeless guy that hasnt showered in over a year and your dog mistaked it for a tree and peed on it.

I wish I didnt have to go to work.

 

[OldDirtyPete]

Granted, but the world needs ugly hookers too.
I wish i didn't take 4 years off from college.

 

[the_moderaper]

Granted. Tell us how your first day of 7th grade is.

I wish my cold will go away faster and my ear didn't feel clogged

 

[Steezy_P]

granted, but you just caught the flu

I wish my back pain would go away

 

[Benj.]

granted. but you become deaf 2 hours later. I wish I had a house in whistler

 

[Chubz.]

granted, but it burns down when you show up to move it.

I wish I lived in a mountain town.

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted, but your in Africa and it never snows.

I wish i had a gold coin buy my name

 

[PJS.]

granted but you cant access the donator forum. on this note im happy i donated like 3 hours ago.

i want to see unicorns genetically created and farmed for meat. you could just use the horn and eat it like a massive lollipop.

 

[sammy_]

granted..but instead of yellow they are blue.
i wish i could do anything i wanted

 

[MrChevyCelebrity]

granted, but you are afflicted with chronic, and persistent diarrhea. CONSTANTLY

I wish I could fly

 

[PJS.]

granted but you are intolerant to oxygen, and die.

I wish i had a summer setup in my backyard right now that i could ski on, without getting injured and have everything about my life still be the same except the summer setup part

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

granted but you used shitty wood to build it and it falls apart

i wish i had a faster computer

 

[PJS.]

granted but everytime you click on something on your desktop you get friday rolled.

i wish i had a gold coin

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

granted but it's invisible

i wish i could think up of a better wish