Destroy a Wish: forum game

[S.C.M.]

granted but your neighbor steals them

i wish i had a nice camera not a shity flip

 

[PJS.]

Granted but its broken. I wish i wasnt skipped like 15 times

 

[Zimmerman]

Granted, but o wait you still got skipped.

Once again, I wish I didn't have to work 6 days/week

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted, but your stuck in a jail cell instead for 6 days a week.

I wish I had a Nex-FS100 that wasn't broken and was real

 

[jmason]

Granted, but you get raped by a giraffe...

I wish I could have a pet rock.

 

[PJS.]

granted, but he/shes a douche.

i wish i had a car

 

[AWALLRUS.]

GRANTED, BUT YOUR CAR IS A PINK VW BEATLE.

I WISH I WASNT IN AFRICA

 

[Zimmerman]

granted, but instead you're in a place with no such thing as caps lock

I wish AWALLACE would stop using capslock

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but instead YOU can ONLY use caps lock.

I wish I was at hood.

 

[PON3]

granted, but your just stuck in the Ghetto.

I wish I didnt live in kansas.

 

[alvy.]

Granted, but now you live in Sierra Leone.

I wish I could get the Moment Night Trains for free

 

[broto]

granted, but your shop mounts your bindings on the bases on accident.

i wish it was colder here in new york.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

granted but you live in ethiopia

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

i wish i had 10 pounds of high grade weed to smoke and no one to stop me

 

[NJurkiewicz]

Granted, but the cops bust in find you with some meth too and arrest you

I wish I could be a pro skier

 

[MrChevyCelebrity]

granted, but you're a professional cross-country skier.

I wish I could make it snow on command

 

[dadunda]

Granted but the police find it and you go to jail.
I wish i was 6'5

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

the cops still bst you since your in public with it.

i wish i had unlimited money

 

[sammy_]

granted but you live in the middle of the dessert where there is no civilization

i wish i was sponsored

 

[Inline.]

i wish melanie englesies ang brooklyn decker made a porno

 

[alvy.]

Granted, but your sponsored by a shitty dildo production company.

I wish I could get everything for free

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

granted its by a dildo company for solo porn

 

[garret.]

make a god damn wish!

i wish that i had new skis!

 

[dadunda]

Granted but they cross country skis way too small for you.
I wish that I had an internet forcefield that stopped my wishes from being corrupted.

 

[Zimmerman]

granted, but the cost of using it forces you to waste your life away working 3 jobs until you're in so much debt to the forcefield company that you have no choice but to commit suicide.

I wish my knee would get back to 100%

 

[stupendous-man]

granted, but now your other knee is hurt.

I wish i had an unlimited amount of money

 

[.AR6rider.]

Granted, but you're not allowed to spend it, only give to various charities.

I wish alcohol was cheaper.

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but your tolerance got so high you spend just as much to get drunk now

i wish it was winter

 

[Zimmerman]

granted, but you're in the wrong hemisphere.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

granted, but she has herpes

i wish cr johnson and shane mcconkey were still with us

 

[MatRich]

granted but they are zombies and your locked inside with them

I wish apple didnt fuck up so hard on final cutX.

 

[broto]

me too

i wish i got paid 30 dollars to the hour

 

[garret.]

granted, but its only for one day and the next day you are fired

i wish i had something to do tonight

 

[erica]

wish granted, but its washing dishes.

I wish it was winter

 

[MatRich]

wish granted, but global warming...

I wish you guys stopped skipping my fucking posts

 

[ngates_EC]

granted. however there is no snow, just cold and wind.

I wish I could have a million wishes.

 

[Skittle.]

granted, but nobody reads um anyway.

i wish i could do a tripple.

 

[ngates_EC]

granted, but everyone can already do quads.

I wish I could have a million wishes.

 

[MatRich]

granted but after your first tripple you got cocky and flipped 4 times and died

I wish I didnt wish anything ever

 

[Bungholio]

Granted but you are now homosexual

i wish i had a sick car that i am allowed to drive

 

[Master_Debater]

Granted, but you broke your legs in a car crash driving from the airport or wherever you came from

I wish i had facial hair.

 

[Parks.]

granted but its red hair.....i wish i could ski right now

 

[asddfgdsea]

your currently cross country skiing woo hoo

i wish i could fly

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

granted you are stuck in a cage as tall as yo and arms length across

 

[snowflexzone]

what the fuck i put up this thread and everyone called me for a repost and no one played

 

[FightClub27]

I wish i was really good at darts...i guess

 

[ngates_EC]

haha granted, but it was a repost of a repost. (way to break up the game btw)

I wish I had a million wishes.

 

[Master_Debater]

Granted, but you have no way to use them, you just have them.

I wish I had better bindings.

 

[act.resist]

granted but there snowboard bindings i wish i was at cedar point

 

[-=---=-=-=-]

Granted, but their max din is 1.

I wish I was the sexiest man alive