Desperately need help pass the test..

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midwest_rep2

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I have a drug test coming up in 2 days and I'm afriad i didnt stop smoking weed until 10 days ago

Its going to still be in my system, i dont really know what to do, anyone know any home recipes? i smoked a lot in school so its definetely going to still be in my system

 
drink lots of cranberry juice. It supposed to help clear it from your system

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
Well, I believe weed only stays in the blood for 2 weeks. Thats what i've heard.

Though Genious, did you not know this test was coming up? whats it for?

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personally i think your fucked

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
No i had no idea this test was coming up. The plass I am working for never had a drug test but this spring they just decided to start. I applied there and got the job and just today they gave me a form and sat me down to tell me there is a mandatory drug test on the nearest day i could schedule. I told them thursday was the nearest time I could do it. Damn, that the farthest i could push it back. I did a lot of research on the internet and I found a website that sells a reliable pill and I bought a pack of those on overnight delivery. I may be screwed though...

 
I'm pretty sure you can't make someone take a drug test. There has to reason or evidence that your taking drugs. i.e showing up to work 'high'.

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The Best Six You'll Ever Have!
 
Yea itll still be in your system it stays in your piss for a month i think which is the test you will get i doubt they will do a blood test

They arent hard to pass ive never had one but my friends always get like a 30 dollar de tox drink that works and i guess the pill is the same thing. Just before your test drink as much water as you can just keep drinking it all day and take the pill. And drink a big thing of gatorade too otherwise your piss will just be water the gatorade adds some stuff you need. So just take the pill or detox drink and drink alot of water and some gatorade and youll be fine. My one friend has to take them like every 3 months from the state and all she does is drink alot of water she doesnt even take the pill or drink so you should be fine

 
and flanker they can make you take a drug test, if you dont like it they just tell you to get another job.

 
First of all any company can make you take a drug test as a condition of employment. Second of all go to GNC and get the thing called Golden Seal. It's designed specifically for passing drug tests. If you can't get any drink as much water as humanly possible. This will dilute your piss to the point the test doesn't work and they will have to reschedule it once the results come back. This will buy you more time to get it out of your system.

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my friend smoked one day when we were skiing and the next day he took a drug test and passed it. I don't know how, but drink alot of water and pee alot

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go to like hightimes.com and marijuana.com and you'll be able to get all the information you need to help you pass it.



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Frostmonkey

 
it stays in your bloodstream for a day or so, and in your fat from a week to six weeks depending on your weigh, metabolism, and how you exersize. drink a glass of cranbery juice every day, drink so much water you almost drown, and try to get some detox stuff from gnc or somthing. you can trust them, just tell then you need to get THC out of yer system and they'll tell you the right one. that, or sneak a friends piss in lol

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I got these pills overnight air and my test is tomorrow, this is going to be close. I smoked everyday up until 2 weeks ago so it could go either way. I've been drinking water like mad and I'm going to go get some cranberry juice and orange juice and drink that and then my test is at 11 am tomorrow

 
if you have to try to miss the test and act like you forgot about it!!! it might buy you some time!

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Ya but then they'd fire you for being stupid and unreilable

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
check under the other post about drug tests, someone who seems to know what they are talkin about posted a 'recipe'

T-lo

ski how you wanna ski
 
marijuana stays in your system for a month ive heard

yes..im the imfamous one who was tipped over in a parto pottie....yes ladies ive showered since then...
 
I don't think that any of that crap helps actually, the only way to stop it is to not do it. I suppose that's what you get for smokin dope

T-lo

ski how you wanna ski
 
walk into the place and start smoking up right in front of them.

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One of my freinds went to this school for...uh 'behavior challenged' ppl. He used to sell his urine at least once a week, thats probably your most reliable outlet. I thought that those tests can detect the stuff that GNC sells?

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I took my test and got back the results which were negative but diluted so i have to take another test tuesday and they are not going to allow me to drink any water prior. Jesus this is turning me into a nervous wreck. I can't sleep, if i fail this drug test my parents are going to let me go back to college, fuck. does anyone have any pointers how to pass without drinking a ton of water? help please

 
and im sure you can drink plenty of water without your parents noticing.

if you can smoke up without them knowing im sure you can pound back a few liters.

if you have the time buy beer it for some reason makes me piss ALOT!

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this extra time will help a lot, just drink a lot of water and cranberry juice but take it easy on the day before your test cause there probably going to relalize that your hiding something if you have to much water in your sytem again

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
dude, just say fuck that job, you probalby wont be able to pass it

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
I thought he was going to talk about a school test...

There's an old saying down on the bayou...Blehhh!!
 
just drink alot of water when your parents arent around.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
ya but be carful you don't drink too much water... my friend did and drank so much he ended up peeing during his urine sample... hah.. okay that was stupid sorry

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
make sure taht the test is not your first piss of the day cos tahts wen most is in it. drink lots of cranbverry juicce and water. not more than 14 litres an hour. i know it sounds sick but find a way of taking someone elses piss in.

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congrats!

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true....but if he keeps breeding birds thats less time to breed himself...the fewer of him the better

 
My work told me i had to do a random mandatory drug test last summer. I would have been soooo screwed but i got lucky. I went to a show with my supervisor bought her a drink and explained my situation. She was mad cool and talked my boss into not making me do it some how.

 
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