Depressed Chicks

yo ice, that's crazy. im sorry to hear that. i once dated this guy for about a year and half. i got sick of all his little insecure/always jealous bullshit so i broke up with him and he kept threatenign to commit suicide but never did thank god.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
this one chick at my school got all sad because her boyfriend went to college, so she told her friends she was going to kill herself. Anyway, she takes her new Discovery and rolls it, but didnt kill herself. She is fucked the hell up

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
when my gf is all sad and pissey, I slap her as hard as I can. the bitch slap cures most female health problems.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i know you guys seem to have the same problem as me. i keep running into all of these super insecure guys that get all bent and suicidal everytime i another guy talks to me. they also are waaaaay too needy. jesus christ. i wasnt able to breathe with the guys i was dating. so i decided to stick with me, myself and i for a nice long while.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
^why you gotta mooch and talk to other guys when you already got the one you love?

not so much the talking its the idea behind the whole issue.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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well, i got guy friends that ive grown up with. im not talking or flirting with just random guys. theres three guys that i hold very dear to my heart and consider them like my brothers and the guys ive dated in the past became unnecessarily upset and jealous.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
Any guy that can't handle his girlfriend talking to other guys is:

1) insecure as shit

2) thinks his girlfriend is a big ho

3) has a girlfriend that IS a big ho

4) has some kind of fucked up possessive issues

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
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