Dedicated Hot Freshman Thread

ya all the freshgirls at my school are so-so...some are hot, but being a senior ur like 'damn they;re gonna be hot in 3 years.'

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hot girls in my school HAHAHAHHAHA, HA FUCKING HA, NO WAY WE HAVE 5 HOT GIRLS IN ARE SCHOOL THAT ARE WORTH... IT IS PATHETIC, ITS DISPICABLE WE PROLLY HAVE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF HOT GIRLS IN ANY HIGH SCHOOL EVER, BUT... I guess thats what you get for going to a technical school... BUT WE HAVE A POST GRAD PROGRAM WITH ALL SUPER HOT 20 YEAR OLDS... i have no chance with them considering im a junior, but DAMN THEY ARE FINE!!!!!

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HOLY SHIT! The freshmen this year piss me the fuck off! You can seriously smell the herpes and genital warts in the air around them. Anyway, I have a couple stories to tell. Don't worry, they're short.

First off, the freshmen chicks are SOOOOO stupid compared to normal. MY GOD! Oh, and they think that they know all of the seniors just because they've slept with five or six senior guys since school started on Tuesday. I had about three or four freshmen chicks ask me today if I was a freshman or a sophomore, and when I told them I was a senior, they were like, 'Oh, that's weird because I've never seen you here before' and I was like 'Well maybe that's because YOU'RE A FUCKING FRESHMAN and it's your first week of school here, dumbass.' I mean it'd be different if just one chick said that, but a whole handfull... now that's just REDICULOUS!

Second story... They think they're the shit! I got so pissed off today. This big group of about fifteen short frosh girls who looked like they were in 7th grade (seriously... I kid you not... it's so rediculous) and all had BRIGHT bleach blonde hair and fifty pounds of orange and black makeup on (they looked like god damn jack-o-lanterns) who were standing in the middle of the whole, blocking the whole thing and talking. Well, I needed to get buy, so of course I just nicely said excuse me. When they didn't budge or even acknowledge me, I yelled MOVE, but they still didn't move at all. I finally barged right through the middle of them and said something like, 'most you nasty ass little bitches... learn how to respect us those who have seniority over you like myself.' Well, one chick ended up falling down, and the group of them tried to start shit, but then a group of my friends walked up and we were all like 'oh hell no! You better not fuck with us!.' It almost got nasty, but they got scared and walked away... Stupid damn freshmen. They're all getting lardish and tbby and just nastier and uglier. I hate when very unattractive large chicks wear a TON of makeup to try to look hot and then tight ass shirts that accentuate their jelly rolls. Blah.

Sorry about all of that... I needed to vent.

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my school needs to start a hazing ritual for freshmen, cuz last year they were just getting so damn cocky its fuckin annoying. any suggestions other than dumping dead fish and horse shit on them?

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yo i totally here you, freshman need to learn some respect for uppper classmen espicially seniors, cuz we can beat there 7th grade asses into the lockers, also the girls are mad nasty, on girl who i sadly went out with a long time ago was looking at me non stop trying to get me to acknowledge her and shit, i didnt glimpse at her ahhahahahaahhaha, cant wait till next year and good ole freshman mark up day, im gunna paint em

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it's okay, they all stand like right in the middle of the hall that everybody walks through at my school, like making a traffic jam. Plus, they all seem so much younger and immature than anybody else in the school. Some of them are okay to talk to during classes and stuff, but the rest of them...NO

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can u go into detail about this markup day u speak of?

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just push them over. show them who's boss.

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Caders, you confused me... I'm a senior in high school. But yeah, I DID push them out of the way. I don't like to make enemies too quickly, and I remember being a freshman, but DAMN at least I was a considerate frosh! FUCK THEM! They can kiss my ass. They're short enough that they won't even have to squat to do it, too.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
the girl whose picture was posted on this thread is NOT hot AT ALL...not even in a creepy way. I pity you for having such a skewed sense of female attractiveness.

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haha, Freshman mark up day at my High School is a great day, its a day when all the Seniors show there athority to the bitch ass freshman and show them who runs the school its a day of glory, what happens is the Seniors go around the school usually the first day of school with sharpies and all different kinds of markers and steal all the freshman they can, they usually get them into the bathroom or drag them into a corner in the hall, pin the down and draw all over them, righting GAY on there forheads, sketching a penis and balls on there cheeks righting loose all over a freshman girl, although the girls dont usually get marked up, its usually just the boys... anyways 2 years ago a bunch of the seniors got suspended and shit, and now if you do it you get charged with harrassment and shit, when i was a freshman i had to out run all the seniors in the hall, it was like a mob off them and then i hid in a bathroom stall, ahhahahahahah so i didnt get it, but last year and this year its not gunna happen because of all the suspensions a long time ago, BUT NEXT YEAR WHEN WE ARE SENIORS ITS GOING TO MAKE A REMARKABLE COME BACK, I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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^ you have a lot of buily up anger insaide

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Juniors hit em up when i was a freshman, and when i was a soph, its my turn...long live hot freshman

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ok. it seems some of you seniors need advice as to forcing those minor niners into giving you respect. well follow my tried and tested plan and it will happen for sure.

1)do what elasmoskichick does- push them around. if youre going down the hall and a group of freshmen are standing in a group together, bulldoze youre way through them, hopefully knocking some of their books, or maybe even some of them, to the ground. and even if they are halfway across the hall, dont hesitate to swerve and run them over. when grade 9's realize that the seniors of their school will not think twice about physically hurting them, they will likely get out of the way any way they can. this is a sign of some form of respect in itself if you have them moving out of your way throughout the hallways.

2) The next thing to do is random beatings. Its all well and good if they move out of youre way all the time, but this in itself doesnt mean that they totally respect you. That is why you and a group of friends have to, in between every class, drag one freshman into your locker bay, and physically and psycologically beat them. This could mean saran wrapping their arms and books to their body and forcing them to walk to class that way, writing funny personal facts all over their faces, pulling their pants down and shoving them back into the hall, or whatever else will totally embarass them in front of their peers. If grade nine's realize that not only dso they have to avoid being trampled in the halls, but they as well must stay aware of being privatly initiated, they will surely have a new level of fear and respect for you guys.

3) The last thing that you have to do is in the very essence of this thread...hit on their hot freshman friends. If they realize that you are taking away all their hot girls from their grade, they will know not to mess with you, but instead they will learn to respect your smoothness with the ladies and they will probably copy your style in hopes to get some chicks back for themselves.

if you do all of these steps correctly, they will be sure to learn not to mess with the seniors, and when the time comes for their turn at being seniors, they will likely do all the same things to freshmen as you did to them, because the methods are tried, tested and true. and why do i know all this? because i went through it all myself, and i am living proof of this cycle.

hope that helps.

Joel
 
high school freshman girls are just plain wrong.

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This is about middle school fuckheads.

Our high school and middle school are in the same building. In the morning we all sit in the commons before school starts and theres usually a ton of middle schoolers in the way. Some of my friends would just walk through them instead of going around. It started as walking and after a few days they just shoved them around while they walked through. After a few days this one 6th grader FLIPPED OUT he dives at this kids legs and latches on and the kid trips. It was like he tipped over in slow motion. The 6th grader finally realized how stupid he was and took off running followed by the big scary mean kid he just tipped over. That was so funny.

I'm thinkin of going for the sophomore chicks now. Some of them got really hot over the summer.

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haha, just pull freshmen fridays.....

wait like for the 2nd friday of school, let em get all settled, let em feel secure, then on friday, just start slamming every frosh that passes you into a locker. oops, sorry....

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or, just have freshmen fridays on mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays as well. oh and saturday too. thats the way i do it anyway.

Joel
 
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