DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

Will OP finally eat the router? Will he be banned forever? Will Jimmy get his kite out of the tree? Find out next time on Newschoolers
 
I made some progress in my router-eating adventure. I cut some pieces off of the router and I am brainstorming ways to shred them up for my (delicious) router alfredo. Tried a cheese grader (sp?) and all I got was a cut up hand. Shoot me some suggestions.
 
EASY BUTTER WI-FI ROUTER RECIPE

Ingredients:

1/2 cup plain Greek-style yoghurt

2 garlic cloves, crushed

3cm piece ginger, peeled, finely grated

2 teaspoons ground cumin

2 teaspoons ground coriander

1 teaspoon garam masala

1/4 teaspoon chilli powder

600g wi-fi router, trimmed, cut into 3cm pieces

1 tablespoon vegetable oil

20g butter

1 brown onion, halved, thickly sliced

410g can tomato puree

1/2 cup wi-fi router stock

1/2 cup thickened cream

Basmati rice and coriander leaves, to serve

Method:

1. Place yoghurt, garlic, ginger, cumin, coriander, garam masala and chilli powder in a glass or ceramic dish. Add wi-fi router. Stir to coat. Cover. Refrigerate for 2 hours.

2. Heat oil and butter in a heavy-based saucepan over medium-high heat. Add onion. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 3 to 4 minutes or until softened. Add wi-fi router mixture to pan. Cook, stirring, for 5 minutes or until wi-fi router just starts to change colour. Add tomato puree and stock. Cover. Bring to the boil. Reduce heat to low. Simmer, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes or until wi-fi router is tender and mixture has thickened slightly.



3. Stir in cream. Simmer for a further 5 minutes or until heated through. Serve with steamed rice and coriander leaves.
 
Irony (from Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία (eirōneía), meaning "dissimulation, feigned ignorance"[1]), in its broadest sense, is a rhetorical device, literary technique, or event characterized by an incongruity, or contrast, between what the expectations of a situation are and what is really the case, with a third element, that defines that what is really the case is ironic because of the situation that led to it. The term may be further defined into several categories, among which are: verbal, dramatic, and situational.
 
So here is the situation, I ground up some router and I have a decent amount of router powder. I have taken pictures (on DSLR) and documented the grounding. There is one problem though, my laptop's hard drive just broke, so I cannot record me eating it therefor I cannot make router alfredo FOR NOW.

BUT

I am getting it replaced soon so I will update when I get it fixed.

TLDR: OPs finally going to eat his fucking router, but OP ran into some issues and the wait is going to be a bit longer.

So, yes, OP IS DELIVERING
 
I still have some plastic from the router lying around so if it's really that necessary I will eat more. It takes forever to grind up though.
 
I mean i think we all thought you were going to eat the whole thing hence everyone saying "throw it in a blender"
 
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