DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

[LoathesRaisins]

Awww. I love you too, tranny_slammer. We should hang out sometime.

 

[Mr.Huck]

I would recommend a nice Cabernet to go with that Router if OP plans to grill it. Pan fried or baked, I might go with a Merlot. Bon Appetit OP!

 

[WVskiing]

wrap it around a ceiling fan and let her loose

 

[Alyon]

 

[Daski]

Looks like your eating that router

 

[Bateman]

the 9gag watermark just makes it. i bet you posted this of your mentally challenged dog. you sick fuck.

and to OP, melt it then funnel it through your rectum.

 

[Alyon]

dude

 

[caucasian_chad]

Office Space it.

 

[werd.]

Wait what is he gonna eat?

 

[McLS]

hmm he will suffer more from eating it and therefore should be more interesting for us, but i would have loved to see a rooter dick, after having been set on fire, axed, jumped on...to op, you might want one of those:

 

[Kreech]

Threads. OP will surely deliver

 

[HamFaceGirl]

inb4 steal one from Lesh

 

[Peter.]

since you have to eat it, i vote you make it into a nice stew

 

[artfullydodged]

Yea we should at least let him stick it in a crockpot with some chicken broth overnight.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

I will eat some of it..tips on eating a wifi router?

 

[artfullydodged]

boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

Im going to eat the plastic because theres poison in the circuit board, is that good enough lol?

 

[DrewPeacock]

technically, no.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Petition to change thread tittle to "DEATH BY WIFI ROUTER".

 

[Spagett+]

signed

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Signed.

 

[act.resist]

OP did not think about the implements of this thread before posting

 

[werd.]

Douche. I like his posts

 

[SamMcChesney]

this should be played at high volume.

 

[McLS]

Its been a few days....having a hard time making a rooter salad?

 

[BlakeG]

OP deliver...or else

 

[d00d]

People don't fucking lie on the internet! Let's get em!

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

Ill do it soon, Im planning my eating strategy..FML

 

[roddy116]

lol

Make Plastic Edible from Doug Chang on Vimeo.

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[One.2]

How soon is soon... it's been a while

 

[whoa-dere]

some siracha will help

 

[LoathesRaisins]

 

[theBearJew]

what side items are you going to add to your router?

 

[.squirrely.]

i have been on ns for 4 years, and i have never been brought to tears by laughter from a thread until i read this.

 

[d00d]

I'M STILL WAITING

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

For people who havent seen it

 

[tBatt]

Actually what I came to post. Give it to me so I can do this.

 

[McLS]

OP, have you failed us?

 

[Mag]

He ate the router and is now dead.

 

[McLS]

and his brother hacked his ns account yesterday to make more nsg threads. Makes complete sense, thanks for your perspicacity Magnus!

 

[Benson.]

Less likely things have happened on here...

 

[JStrathern]

Now that he'll be eating it someone needs to come up with a nice way to cook & prepare it

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

I tried to put this thread back into the deep recesses of my mind where it would never see the light of day again..but someone HAD to bump it. Someone give me a router recipe....View attachment 648628

 

[Agamemnon]

I just got to page 27 on google of Wifi Router Recipe. Nothing. You're gonna have to improvise.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

OP is a liar and will get banned if he doesn't eat the damn router

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Alright OP, it's not rocket science. Grind all the "non-poison" parts (since you're not going to man up and eat the whole thing) into a find dust with a blender or coffee grinder. Then, put those parts into a soup or milkshake, and if you're feeling really adventurous, maybe bake it in a cake.

In all honesty, I don't think it would be that bad, and on top of it, eating it would put this thread amongst the other legendary threads.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

I can't cook the plastic, so maybe I could sprinkle some delicious router plastic on some alfredo or something

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Right. Router Alfredo doesn't sound too bad either though. Definitely one of the better options.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

Finally got this fucker open..i need to find some free time to grind this thing up..FML

 

[Spagett+]

Eat it you bitch