Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

I agree that the central tenets of Christianity are stupid, but man...all of your snarky "I'm smarter than religious people" posts are just awful. How can god live 13000 years? Really? Just shut the fuck up.
 
just to let you all know the world isnt suppose to end today. rapture is PREDICTED BY A GUY THAT SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN IN 1994 AND IT DIDNT. rapute is when god will choose those you are accepted. the world is suppose to end in 5 months exactly so october 21st, 2011. either way i was hoping to see god or someone like chuck norris in a big golden window in the sky just randomly pointing at people....if you didnt get picked it would suck. excpessally if the person nexted to you did and you didnt. just like kickball.
 
fuck all this religion shit like seriously. the dead rise up and jesus comes and brings everyone to heaven who believes in him. these priests must be smoking alot of pot in the back rooms whereever they live cause this is just retarded. sorry for the religion hate just saying its a bit ridiculous and i watch to much history and science stuff to believe in religion as it is.
 
Everyone on this site is an absolute genius.

Hey guys, let's take the internets (most notably NSG) seriously because people don't make posts just to be funny.
 
cockblockalypse --> flaming_bases

lol you just made yourself look so stupid with that thread about judgement day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lawdy
 
oh oh oh oh and to all those who said that the rapture is bullshit because "no one knows the time when he doeth come and such bullshit" read your goddamnit bible and realize that he is 1900 years late.

i bet 1000 bucks (of course you give me said money now i will return it in case of said rapture, honestly) that none of us will ever experience something like that.

christianity is complete and utter [you know what]. not only do they select which parts of the bible (which should be the only foundation for the religion) are correct and which not. they didnt even use all written accounts back then just to form a religion that should have never been created (paulinism, anybody?).

jesus might have been legit (non son-of-god-legit but pretty legit), but christianity has NOTHING to do with what he wanted imo.

kinda unrelated, but this whole story enraged me. seriously, i am really mad that somebody took this shit so serious they made this whole website thingy with all that weird shit on it, YES I AM MAD.

be nice to others, no problem, but if you need that stuff to do so, youre maybe not that good a person as you think you are.

/rant

inb4 "you mad"

fuck, i am mad
 
No ive said it once and ill say it again. God would probably select the best christians out there so the ones who arent will be party animals and not getting picked would just mean that you would get to be involved in the sickest party ever.
 
P.s. anyone engaged in sincere, heartfelt discourse with the abortionator, flaming bases, or a select few others should probably consider playing outside or taking an internet break because you're doing it wrong.
 
Yo guys, i just settled into heaven. idk what you all were talkin about, at 6 i floated up and now im here. Sry, i had to get the wifi code from god thats why i didnt post earlier
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Thats where im livin now
Jesus even stopped by before sending us up, chill guy
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and when that doesnt happen we will die december 21, 2012, and when that doesnt happen we will die june 1, 2050, and when that doesnt happen..........i think you get the picture.
 
there are wifi codes in heaven? what the fuck, the eternal happiness cant even provide you with free wifi? god should really get his shit right. i heard satan has a banger strip club down there, its all about marketing.
 
dunno bout the rest of you, but the weather in hell is quite mild, and the suns shining. perfect day for a beer on a terrace. get some relaxing done.
 
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