Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

[Steezy_P]

Just like the janitor in scrubs that said osama was in pakistan!!!!!

 

[flaming_bases]

OMG GUIZE REJOICE IM LIKE, ALIVE RITE NOW OMGGGGGGGGG

 

[reverendwrong]

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[no_steeze]

wait...it's the 21st...

 

[Dobies.]

this shit is supposed to happen at 6pm i guess

 

[gnarles.]

its still the 20 where i live

 

[KillaSeason]

bitches aint got shit. judgement day my ass

 

[J-Evs]

time to countdown until 6pm!

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

threads for sunday.

 

[KillaSeason]

haha

 

[585.]

i have been playing zombies non fucking stop on COD since wednesday LETS FUCKING GO

 

[flaming_bases]

 

[1080ski]

happy to report from NZ, where it is the 21'st, that the world isnt ending. woot!

 

[562056961108]

Correct me if I'm worng folks, but the guy who made up this shit said there would be an earthquake at 6pm New Zealand Time that would start all this... which is in roughly 40 minutes
Hold on to your butts... the suspense builds.

 

[Anathema]

if we do die.. kristen, i love you, and ns, it's been good times. good luck and godspeed.

 

[AndrewNZ]

Its 5:54pm in NZ, And it feels fine to be honest.

 

[TaySwift]

what came first the chicken or the chicken mcnugget

 

[Dobies.]

2 minutes NZ!

 

[AndrewNZ]

New Zealand Report: No earthquake.

 

[los.pinguinos]

did anything happen?

 

[Land12Shark]

so new zealand, am i going to die?

 

[flaming_bases]

GUYS THE PRAYING WORKED! GOD GRANTED US MORE TIME!

 

[fujarome]

so....we all set then?

 

[Dobies.]

hah yeah were are all the NZ people

 

[DG.3]

"declaring that sinful mankind would have 7000 years to find refuge in the salvation provided by Jesus Christ." -well if jesus only provided salvation 2000 years ago then were all good for another 5000 right?

 

[los.pinguinos]

i bet jesus found sooo much tranny back then

 

[assface]

lawlz i bet jossi is shitting himself right now

bahahahahaha religion is so fake

 

[TPalms]

Dude. We still have another 14 hours of time for judgement (Easter Standard Time, that is).

There's plenty more time for doomsday to come.

 

[Cincher]

yeah but I've already entered the 'fuck it' stage. Stupid horseshit is what it is...

 

[Mr.Turtle]

9.7 earthquake just hit!

 

[CassiusClay]

I just fucking heard about this and its all over the news here!

 

[Mike-O]

I just went outside and there's this GIGANTIC glowing light in the sky!!!

 

[feihlination]

the "timer" says now that the rapture will occur today. not that its good 3 hours overdue.

i guess we got off easy this time. how can god let us live in our own pool of sins and not clean the world of all this evil and blasphemy. guys such a pussy

 

[feihlination]

LULZ

you can like order a bible for free on this site (well you used to) to spread the world and all this shit and guess what it reads since a few days

Due to the time it takes to ship Bibles and the shortness of time between now and May 21, 2011, we are no longer accepting requests for any Bibles.

and you cant even donate. at least they are like apeshit crazy and not doing it for the money

Donations to EBible Fellowship are no Longer Accepted

EBible Fellowship is NO LONGER ACCEPTING DONATIONS due to the shortness of time until May 21, 2011. If you still wish to make a donation, please make it to Family Radio (see below).

For all those who have given over the years, we thank you for your faithfulness in assisting to get the Gospel out into all the world.

 

[feihlination]

this site cant be serious

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/map/

 

[Mike-O]

Hilarious.

 

[feihlination]

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/archives/2010/01/17/question-01-web-your-teaching-rejects-the-4-004-bc-creation-date-and-that-we-can-know-the-time-of-the-end/

this is a great one. basically this guy (convinced that the earth was created 13000 BC or so) is discussing how the 4004 BC creation date is wrong.

its literally like listening to an ape justifying fucking a door knob because he thinks that fucking a horse is wrong.

 

[Mike-O]

...and welcome to my collection of fantastic metaphors. Thumbs up, dude!

 

[Blindsurfer]

its now may 21st and nothing has happened. you just made yourself look like the biggest fuckin retard

 

[chuck_testa]

It's already sunday in New Zealand.......

 

[PacificRimJob]

Okay. So. Why havent all the believers disappeared up to heaven? I was excited to do some LOOTING.

 

[Blindsurfer]

chyeeeeeeaaaa sig'd bro

 

[AwR]

May 21, 2011 there was a riot on the street tell me where were you?

 

[el_mn_op]

Hey guys I'm still alive!!

 

[chuck_testa]

 

[alexat955]

dont say fuck youre going straight to hell

 

[skifoo]

Hmmm, Is it like this being in heaven? It looks nice up here.

have fun chillin with satan.

 

[SeanTom]

hahaha, i love you

 

[theJones]

Darn. Thought I would wake up this morning to the sight of thousands of people floating up in the sky to heaven. Either nobody was good enough to make the trip up, or this entirely made up event was exactly that, an entirely made up event.

 

[Orrin]

God must hate me, he saved both my parents while they were reading today, but have left me to suffer!