Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

Some people in this world are just fucking idiots aren't they.....

Never ceases to amaze me the level of ridiculous some people can reach....

here - have an airplane dog and forget this madness...

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It was in the year 4990 BC that God revealed to Noah that there would be yet 7 days until the flood of waters would be upon the earth. Now, if we substitute 1000 years for each one of those 7 days, we get 7000 years. And when we project 7000 years into the future from 4990 BC, we find that it falls on the year 2011 AD. 4990 + 2011 = 7001Note: When counting from an Old Testament date to a New Testament date, always subtract one year because there is no year zero, resulting in: 4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7000 years exactly.
Where does the -1 come from??? Adding to the bible should be a sin
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................................................................................................................................................... threadz for when it doesnt happen
 
if that does happen and all of these overly religious cult nut jobs really do all kill themselves, then there really is a god.
 
related lulz from the same site

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/studies/numbers/seconds-left/

i dont even know what they are trying to express there. i think they just write some everyday math to prove that they have a scientific approach when really, yeah, you know

http://www.biblecalculator.com/about.html

this is also teh lulz. idk how these guys can keep a serious face. sadly its not working (i know, but that fake thing they call a calculator is also not running)

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QUOTE FROM http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/studies/tftb/a-letter-to-those-left-behind.html

"The great earthquake that will occur at Christ's coming will be global. Although the magnitude of that great earthquake is unknown, it will likely exceed 8.0 magnitude. The great earthquake will likely coincide with the resurrection of the dead." - i write a bachelor thesis right now and it just cracks me up how they state all of this like "the sky looks blue" or "when i clap my hand there is a sound"

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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/studies/numbers/

also dont miss out the countdown until rapture.

oh my god, this is even worse than the westboro baptist thingy. i just hope they are trolling, because they troll hard
 
It's 01:24 am in Switzerland, I just had sex with my girlfriend and it was awesome.
What? Oh yeah, I'm still alive, guess that's what I wanted to point out. :D
Happy doomsday everyone. :]
 
its suppose to happen in every time zone at 6pm meaning 24 raptures and 24 earthquakes. only in america.
 
i watched abc news earlier and they had the leader of this movement Harold Camping and he is a complete lunatic. he predicted this same shit sept 4 1994 and was wrong. abc news asked what if it doesnt happen, camping replied sturnly "it will happen" genius money maker or absolutely crazy? who knows
 
I could make up any story that I want, from bible verses, and people would believe it because I had bible verses to back it up. Like, all that Davinci Code shit. It's 'biblically backed' if you want it to be... but is it true? Most likely not. Fuck that noise.

FEAR MONGERS. These people are nuts. NUTS.
 
ok once again im not buying in but the world is not ending tomorrow if you research this for more than 30 seconds you will find that it is judgement day (the beginning of the end) for people who havent read what i said previously the world is supposed to end 6 months after judgement day or the coming of christ. the process that is describes is that the loyal servants or non sinners will be taken up to heaven with jesus and the sinners are left here as it supposedly turns into hell over 6 months until we inevitably die, so im not buying into it but i am just trying to grow some understanding of what is supposedly going to happen instead of saying "threads for when no one is dead tomorrow, etc."
 
I'm still confused as to what time this is supposed to happen. Not saying it's gona i think it's bullshit.
but it would be nice to know
 
Matthew 24:36: But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels in heaven, but my Father only
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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