alright, if this guy is right i going to rent a plane on may 21st and just fly across time zones in whatever direction the judgement is going, then by the time it gets to the last time zone, well both be back where we started and i will have escaped judgement day.
yeah, i bet jesus didnt see that shit coming. not so powerful afterall.
also, has anybody ever wondered how gay heaven would be if you had to be there with all the self-righteous loud, yelling pricks that try to push shit on you all the time? not saying all religious people are bad, but like, theres a definately a population of those guys out there and according to what they say they are gonna be in heaven. i dont want to listen to their shit all day.
wait a minute im jewish anyways... what the fuck do i care?
p.s. still offering redemption for a fee.