Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

if i didnt move out of denver, I would've worked that show doing audio and lighting for it. along with the system of a down show thats going through there..
 
What makes hardcore christians believe the universe was created some 11,000 years ago? I mean for any person living in the modern era that should instantly set off some sort of alarm in their head.
 
listen pussy, if you are gonna do this do it right, send your videogames, ski gear and money to me if you really want to be saved. your priest or whatever is lying to you. im the only one who can help.
 
Haha im christian (Before i get bashed, i don't shove my religion down peoples throats and i respect others views) But i am fairly sure that the bible says that men will not know the date when Christ returns. Then again, im not 100 percent sure.
 
Hmmm... So, you'd think being a priest and all that he probably would have known about this umpteen years ago... and probably would have informed everyone about it umpteen years ago... and probably would have had enough time to let it sink in that he would be emotionally prepared.

Kind of sounds like he's acting like he just found out from the rest of the hubabaloo about this recently.

#justsayin.

I believe in God, but I don't believe in this.
 
I agree. At church school thursday night they were talking about this. We've been praying every day for the peoples salvation.
 
so drinking to excess is also a sin, so i guess he hates me and about 90% of the population as well. people try to play on that because its something to talk shit on christianity about. GOD DOES NOT HATE ANYONE. Why would he send his son to die for our sins if he hated us? Homosexuals are forgiven just like my drunk ass is forgiven
 
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your 14! And you believe in this ridiculousness. Your still young and ignorant so I'll let that pass, but next time(after Saturday) searchbar, and don't listen to your priests so literally.
 
Is that how you are going to create your legacy on Newschoolers, by acting like a douche bag, I'm 15 so I'm aloud to act immature so blow it out your asshole faggot. SEE YOU ASSHOLES IN A WEEK
 
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Well we all got together and prayed for months before y2k. You can thank the christians around you.

I encourage everyone to examine their hearts. Jesus is coming soon.
 
Well he's calling somebody young and ignorant when he can't even speak english properly.

You're probably one of those people who's okay with mexican being the new national language aren't you?
 
I am a christian and this is a lie. The bible itself says so. Mathew 24:36 “But as for that day and hour no one knows it – not even the angels in heaven – except the Father alone. SO if anyone claims to know to when CHrist will return they are wrongster.
 
I will greet that motherfucker with a high five
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I think everyone knows the words sing along NS'ers...oh and if someone could autoplay this into every thread about rapture that would be plus karma!
If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a DJ
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kicking back
with Jesus packing my bong
and if you don't believe in Jesus and Muhammad or Buddha too
and while the world is warring
just sit back and laugh at you singing..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do jack
without the man up on my back

now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and there's a sign says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we're all gonna have a ball
and everyone u know is welcome
'cause we got no gates or walls singing.

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do shit
without the man fucking with it

and then I got to the gate
pulled a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
you gotta a list here that doesn't end
you're mad 'cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
like Christian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills... got the skills got the skills

heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do jack
without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do shit
without the man fucking with it
 
It's the same thing. That's all you have for your best point to tell me I'm wrong? Mexican isn't a language? I bet you were on your debate team in highschool
 
Honestly, Im confident that, May 21st, is not the second coming of Christ. I mean there have been multiple dates before this and all have been, false, as humans were not supposed to know "when the world ends". I'm going to live my life as I normally would, and if perhaps I'm going to have to fend off a bunch of Undead Christians with a sharpened stick so be it, I believe in god, but I think this is bullshit.
 
This reminded me, I saw a car with a number sticker that read, "in case of rapture, the car is yours." Stoked
 
sorry for double post but i also just thought id add that you can have more than one national language. so even if it was decided that spanish should be the national language they wouldnt just get rid of english. that wouldnt make sense
 
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