Death Eaters of Salt Lake are recruiting

[b-ladd]

Turns out Voldemort's army recruits through Craigslist.http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/tlg/1546852816.html

 

[baethoven]

I love the job benefits.

 

[saucybiscuits]

i wonder what they do?

probly just wanderr around and startle deaf children.

 

[fosnow333]

wait....this is amazing.....i love harry potter!!!!! but are they 4 real??? cause even tho the books r the shit that seems a tad sillly....plus who the fuck wants to be buddy-buddy with fucking Voldemort?

 

[gnar_bars]

I noticed under perks of the job it said "being part of something worthwhile"................

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

Job Perks: Dignity
LOL

 

[ski-swagga]

i hear all the cool kids serve Voldemort now-a-days.

 

[Caveman.]

haah

 

[ShaggyD]

i lawled

 

[erikK]

did that just happen, or is my sarcasm meter broken?

 

[GORlLLA]

how the fuck does an applicant demonstrate their wizardly powers?

 

[lineskier10]

this is completely real

 

[sheeby]

hahah, i like the 'memorable cackle' bit