Dear Red States,

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If you had managed to steal this election too, we'd decided we would be leaving. We intended to form our own country, and we'd be taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split would have been beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get the Statue of Liberty.

You get Dollywood.

We get Intel and Microsoft.

You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard.

You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.

You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% believe that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico

Peace out,

Blue States
 
everyone knows Canadia has BC. and that they have the best bud. and that Idaho is a red sate and we get alot of that bud because we're so close to the Canuckians. so, not all blue states get the best weed.

though im sure you must be referencing Colorado if im correct?
 
also, i like Obama, i used to like McCain but then Palin happened and Obama started to get more of a basic plan outlined rather than just "change".

so, i would like to see MLA citations for all of your information and sources or it didnt happen.
 
you can keep all the gays in san fran and the stuck up pricks in new york also. then the terrorists would take out each of the coasts. sounds good to me
 
Interesting...you would also get like 95% of the rich population so McCain would actually turn out to be a much better president for that nation.
 
he always had a plan outlined, all you had to do was check his website. it would have taken you 10 minutes.
 
Wow, I lose 1000 karma points really? It is just interesting to compare, I am not making an attack on Republicans, or saying Idaho has shitty weed. It just seems that Red states are becoming super redneck and close minded.
 
Evolution still is a theory as it has not been proved.

Don't get me wrong though I believe in it and im studying it now but it's a theory nonetheless.
 
Why is there such division, this is the UNITED States of America. THERE IS NO RED AND BLUE!!!!! Those are completely superficial titles that are based on a dismal statistic.

STOP THE HATE, STOP THE DIVISION.
 
sounds great to me, did you know that the majority of homophobes are in fact homo's themselves, but target thier hate towards others to make themselves look more manly and less homosexual, like yourself? thats a fact my friend, enjoy your insecurties.

also, now that we will have that shit bag republican out of office, the whole world can be at ease. notice how when obama won, it was not just democrats, but the whole world was partying because you dont have some money/oil hungry retard in office anymore. Obama is the best chance this country/world has to becoming peaceful again... and hes your president now, sooo fuckin deal with it d-bag, or if your so upset over it, move to canada and do the rest of this country a favor.
 
no shit, ditto here. i believe the point of karma is to reward those who are reputed as generally helpful and insightful people. people who insult others or are obscene get theirs lowered. speaking an opinion or a petty disagreement doesn't fall into this category. some folks need to review how the system works before giving -k to every person that says something they dont necessarily agree with.
 
did you know that the majority of liberals are homos? i am not leaving because i love my country, why didnt you and the rest of your cronies leave when you were so upset with bush? you can deal it but you cant take it, dbag. this country is not going to become peaceful, it will be attacked again on its own soil because obama doesnt have any spine and he is in fact a terrorist himself. he wont even salute his own flag. it's people like you that give this country a bad name.
 
soo your saying the majority of americans are homos for voting barack into office?? i dident leave because i love my country and i backed up Bush on what ever he did because he is my president, now he is not so i dont need to deal with it anymore. its people like me that give this country a bad name? no its ignorant fucks like you that give this country a bad name, your soo worried about what others are doing(mainly gays) that you dont even have the time to handle your own business(just like bush was with iraq, while places like NO were suffering). barack is a terrorist? dude your a complete retard haha thats all i have to say about that, i could tear you a new asshole, but i will refrain.
 
Fuck. Aliases. Seriously, do you honestly have nothing better to do than to post annoying shit on a website?
 
ya I think he was referring to the 2000 and 2004 elections. I am very proud of Colorado for going blue even though it didn't matter.
 
shut the fuck up. we have had to take it for 8 years you dumbass. try not to be so hypocritical next time. YOU obviously can't take it seeing as he hasn't even taken office yet and you're crying. seriously, obama is a terrorist...wow. i'm not sure why i'm even typing this seeing as you are that fucking stupid. i hate to tell you but the fight on terrorism is a cover up man. sure there are terrorists, but nothing like the general public of the us thinks.
 
No don't come to Canada we don't want you, we don't like you and we're not a place to send unwanted people

If you're better off without someone we're better off without him too thank you very much.

 
Oh shit, thank god the world loves our rockstar president, I am sooooooo relieved now. I was under the delusion that it doesn't fucking matter. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
 
That's kind of the point of terrorism. To scare people into making poor decisions by making the threat you pose seem much more widespread, unavoidable, and life-threatening than it actually is.
 
Who fucking cares, its great none the less. Can Salt Lake and Summit County (Park City) come too? We've got deep pow and hot chicks.
 
Newschoolers.com= SKIING RELATED WEBSITE!?!

I know this is NSG but still... Fucking A go to a politcal website to rant your shit Honestly your just causing trouble and No one gives a flying fuck. Cut the shit with politcal threads
 
Hell yea i'm down with this. btw the ones in the middle are going to get attacked cuase they are the ones with the religion.

P.S. +karma for the funny thread but really not necessary
 
normally i wouldn't do this but every now and then i make an exception.

go fuck yourself you ignorant self-righteous twat waffle.
 
Gravity isn't a theory, it's a proven fact....what a stupid thing to say. Evolution is a theory though, because it has not been proven whether or not certain species actually completely changed over millions of years (like fish to monkeys has not been proven).
 
And instead of separating states, why don't we separate the actual people who voted for each candidate. we'll see how long you guys stay afloat.
 
man...

every time i see you post you are either telling somone they are wrong, or hating on what somone says/feels/thinks. I think his post was funny, he seems educated, and you arent going to Magically change his mind, weve had to deal with bush for the last 8 years, let us finally have some fun man, calm down.

 
yea, have fun spending hundreds of billions of dollars propping up the failure that is the US auto industry under Obama.

I can't even fucking believe it, all this shit going on and some woman asks him at the press conference today, "what kind of dog are you going to get your daughters?" I felt like breaking her other arm.
 
haha yes i cant believe i had to scroll so long before i found the proper response

even if you did it your way, the split would be followed promptly by every big company moving south
 
yeah do you think we had fun watching Bush spend even more money than that searching for "weapons of mass destruction" and "terrorists" for the last 8 years and what did we get out of it, nothing just people loosing their lives. You are a complete idiot Obama has just gotten into office and hasn't spent that kind of money where Bush actually did wake up and take a look around you dumb fuck.
 
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