Dear penis

[Charles^stevens]

me -dear penis i dont think i like you any more , us to be just me and you paper towel and a dirty magizen

penis - dear charles i dont think i like you any more , csue when you get the drinking you put me places i have never been

 

[killabees]

dear penis- sorry i jacked it with soap as a lube, the rash hurts

HAHAHA

 

[killabees]

dear tyler- its cool, we had a good time while it lasted

 

[steevner]

dear penis: keep up the good work

dear steve: no problem !

 

[Bigwoods]

haha, just so you know its not dear Charles, it's dear Rodney

 

[XXL_Steeze]

dear penis: sorry I tried to kill you by putting a plastic sack over you

 

[derick]

hha charles what a fuck up

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

your penis should fire YOU then, respek.

 

[killabees]

dear penis,

why do you sting like im pissin out fire?

 

[Jake...]

dear penis: go on without me

 

[Dilla]

Dear penis-nice haircut.

Dear jamie-thanks man, it was all you

 

[Charles^stevens]

yeah i know i was listening to that when i made this hahahah best song ever

 

[CMF]

hahahahahahahha

 

[peak28]

dear penis- Please stop getting so angry when i look at porn, you wont soften up and then you spit all over me when i touch u.

 

[gangsteeze101]

dear penis:want some a dis chronic dog?

dear matt: im down

 

[spere]

dear penis, you ready for another go?

dear brian, of course, im always up for it

 

[AtomicTweaker]

Dear Penis- You think you can handle this one?

Dear Andre- Naw man, its gonna take AT LEAST 3 more beers

 

[anna*]

hahaha thats awesome.

glad to know your neat too. unlike some other guys i know...ergh.

 

[hoodratz47]

dear wangdoodle.... why do you try to hide up my ass

dear jim..... cause i dont want to get eatin by that snapper!

 

[spere]

hahaha, thats a good one

 

[TheWorst]

I'm quite proud of my mane

 

[anna*]

i take back what i said.

 

[philipc]

me: dear penis, whats up?

penis: ME!!

HHAHA ROFL ROFL HAHAHEIFHABHAE

 

[steezyjibber]

dear penis-how does it feel being the biggest one in the class?

 

[grams.]

hahahahahah

 

[AtomicTweaker]

i had doubts about this thread, but its pretty good haha

 

[jibvermont]

dear penis, i love you.

vagina, who is this penis and what did you do with him?

 

[yojimbo]

std's son

 

[steezyjibber]

i am sorry el gato.

 

[Charles^stevens]

you us to watch me shave

now all you do is stare at the floor

penis i dont like you any more

 

[hoodratz47]

i think thats a haiku^^^

 

[Charles^stevens]

it is actually a song

 

[SilkyJohnson]

 

[grams.]

hahahahahah

 

[da-bling]

hahaha

 

[big+white]

thats a funny song ..

 

[james44]

hahahaha i liked that comic thing

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

Dear Penis: So, how are things between you, left testi and right testi

Dear John: Cant complain, has long has they keep providing the materials Ill be more than happy to make good use of them.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Dear Penis, I'm sorry I fucked up that 270 on.

Dear Jesse, You fuckin' prick! I need some ice pronto!

 

[scientist]

My penis can only read brale. I cannot. It makes communication difficult.

 

[Drewykins]

Dear Clops, thanx you really give me a reason for life, and i just wanted to say thanx for all of the enjoyment over the years, and what we've done together. we have been with each other for so long and (crying) lets go make love!

Dear Drew, de nada, si deja tener

 

[Drewykins]

sexo!

 

[Dilla]

dear penis, im glad you threw up on that chicks face.

-yeah man she was a real bitch.

 

[pales]

haha i had a similar problem on a down rail last weekend but i apologized and we are friends again

 

[Krazy_Karl]

dear charles: 5 bucks and the corner of central and 5th street