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my personal favorite:

Can you see felix baumgartner all the way up there on your horse?
 
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literally just had a birthday. and i was drunk. i'm 20. sorry i'm not entirely on point when I'm intoxicated haha. didn't think it was a huge deal
 
oh its not, i was just stating a fact. But it didn't seem like you were drunk, you must be awesome at typing while under the influence.
 
i have drunkenly perfected the art. it takes much practice. but i can assure you, i was quite intoxicated. it was $2.99 jumbo margaritas all day at my local cantina hahahaha
 
ITT: Classic girls claiming to be friends with other girls so they can talk behind one another's back
 
first phrase, creepy

transition into second, alright maybe he isn-

second phrase, wtf sketchy creeper
 
Hi OP, My name is Liam and I play guitar and like long walks on the beach.

I have a small dog and a good sense of style.

I enjoy cups of tea and watching movies on the couch on rainy days.

PM me
 
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