Dear Dr. NS

cheddafries

cheddafries

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So today i was making my daily milkshake i always make, and after putting in all the ingrediants, i put the lid on and noticed the middle piece was missing. so i looked all over the place for it and gave up. I covered the hole with my hand. Once i stated to drink it i noticed little pieces just floating and thought nothing of it. Once towards the bottom, i had a very large piece of plastic in my mouth. I relieved that it was the middle piece from my blender. I imediatly threw up and counted to make myself for 2 or 3 times. The biggest piece i "found" was about the size of a penny. The biggest one, i think, i drank was probably the size of a pencil eraser in diameter, but there were pleanty of small ones too. I don't really know what to do. Call a doctor? pump my stomach? or if i should just take laxitives?

Spark notes**** i drank a decent amount of plastic and don't know what to do.
 
my opinion is just go to the store and buy a box of fiber 1 bars. eat the whole box. an easy task seeing how good they are. tomorow youll be an anal airsoft gun
 
alright thanks guys +k to all of you. i guess i'm just going to wait it out. and i really want to know why/how the hell the quarter turned blue.
 
And from someone with medical training: Don't worry to much. However check ur stool and if it turns red and you haven't ate a shit ton of hot sauce that is where you go to the doc because you could have lacerated (cut) your intestine (large or small). this would require surgery if it was healed and you would need some antibiotics. You should know in a day - 3 days if that happens.
Sparknotes: If you poo blood go to ER DOC... if not don't eat plastic again
 
well kinda. if your shit is red its gonna be a way way way lower digestive problem. closer to your brown star fish. where as if your shit is more black...that will lean more to internal bleeding where there could be a much more serious problem. red not so serious. black shit a bit more serious. giving the blood time to chill in your digestive makes it black meaning that shit is cutting up your insides. red not so bad. black not so fresh.
 
laxitives if you want them out quick i guess. im no doctor though. I think youll be fine as long as the pieces don't cut your digestive tract. they probably wont though considering they went down without causing pain
 
im pretty sure he said the biggest piece he found in his drink was the size of a penny but the biggest one he swallowed was the size of an eraser
 
As a kid i ate multiple pennies, and im sure i have eaten a bunch of other stuff that i wasnt' supposed to and hey im still alive. You should be fine.
 
ive swallowed a couple quarters before, and nothing happened. but my pussy friends wanted to be cool but were scared to swallow quarters so they swallowed a handful of pennies each. well, they both woke up that night yakking their brains out cause i guess some of the metal used in (some?) pennies is bad for you or some shit
 
make sure that you mention it to your parents. My friend's grandfather died when he accidentally ate part of a toothpick and didn't tell anyone because he was embarrassed. It perforated his intestines and by the time they realized it he had some complications that caused him to die.
 
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