Dear Canada

marsland

marsland

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Dear Canada, I am writing you to see what you use when you go seal clubbing. What kind of club do you use?

I also am wondering if you see more Canadian Tuxedo's, Maple Leaf jerseys, or Flanel?

Im gonna be a stereotypical Canadian for halloween, and am just looking to make my apparel as acurate as possible.
 
i have eaten seal, which after being eaten i confirmed was clubbed another member of this forum did as well and almost tossed his (seal) cookies when he discovered his dinner had indeed been hit with multiple clubs.
I would like to think they used Louisville sluggers to do the job
 
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no doot about it. but ya know, if ya would just shoot a nail right threw the middle, bam, nails in bat. just knockem once er twice.

WaTCH FUBaR BEFORE!!!!! it is the guide to canada

YEr anbrrssmnt to PiLSnrrr deeeenrrrrrrrr
 
Kenora Dinner Jacket AKA flannel. We generally used hooked sticks to beat the seals over the head with, it works wonders. If you started calling everyone a hoser and had a mullet and a dirty flexfit Calgary Flames hat that would be marvelous. Also if you had a moustache of some sort..no beard, just a moustache.
 
talk about how fucked up Texas is and how you still go tobogganing cause you don't think it's just for little kids.
 
watch "Strange Brew" it may not tell you about seal hunting but it covers just about everything else about Canada... plus, if i remember correctly it's crazy funny.
 
carry an axe, 12 pack of canadian, louie vill slugger and a dog wistle wearing a red plaid jacket over a CANUCKS jersey :)
 
God I hope my sarcasm meter isn't broken.

Poor ass Inuit don't have the money to buy a 50 cal. They usually shoot em with a .270 or a .22
 
NO ONE WEARS MAPLE LEAFS JERSEYS EXCEPT PEOPLE IN TORONTO. KNOW WHY? CAUSE THEY SUCK. i see a lot of flannel but as for ski clubbing... ask the inuit. they live off that shit
 
Me thinks you don't know what you're talking about. A sniper rifle is hardly what they use, it's just a regular ass rifle. I think the most recent seal hunt had a really really low quota? Something like 100,000 animals. That's hardly enough to make any money off of. Commercial seal hunting is sort of a misnomer as it implies that they're some big ass deathship firing massive guns at poor helpless seals. It's usually just a smaller vessel that's like 40 or 50 feet and they shoot them, if they don't die they take the hakapik to them..kinda funny really. I mean shit, I'm a lot crueler to animals than the seal hunters, I shot a pigeon thirteen times before it finally died on Saturday. Two of the shots shattered it's beak and the last shot took it's eye out and splattered what little brain it had onto the grass behind it.
 
This is what you do:

Dress up as a Tim Hortons coffee cup.

And get a half pound of BC Bud

Blaze that shit like its legal.

Two things every Canadian has.

Dope and TH
 
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