Dear Americans...

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this is going to start out as 2 pages of funny, lighthearted, jokes and somehow digress into 5 pages of people making arguments that they cant back up because they actually dont know very much on the subject, yet when someone who knows what they are talking about corrects them they pathetically try to defend themselves by by calling out peoples grammar, posting unfunny memes, and calling other people retards. most likely the arguments will be about the U.S.'s spending habits, religion, military action, or occupy wall street.
 
I fucking hate this place. You don't think that a country could humiliate themselves any more and then BOOM...pizza's a vegetable.
 
I'd like to say I went to Montreal this past year and had a wonderful time eating poutine and pretending to speak french.
 
If you don't like merica you can geeetttt oouutt!

But seriously, hating on america has been cool for that last decade, if you think other places are better go check them out (live there don't visit) and make my day
 
WOAH WOAH WOAH LETS SLOW THE BOAT HERE BIG GUY.

Look I'm all for lovin' and shit, but look here bud, im not tryin a get shot ya feel?
 
yeah i really love mexico, specifically mexico city. they straight SCRAP for money, people selling cigs in the street, cops everywhere, and the best food i have ever ate/eaten (suck it grammar nazis)

i flew round trip from seattle to mexico city for $250.....damn if it wasn't winter i'd be back in a heartbeat.
 
hows about we just come up with a quid pro quo treaty. canada supplies beer, eskimos, and hockey and we'll supply the pizza, music, and military. Mexico can bring the taco bell, cheap labor, and weed if they want. Continental block-party bro down? I think so people.

 
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