Rearrange his keyboard to the 'turds' layout by popping the keys off and putting them back in a different order.
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Rowen
'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
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Rowen
'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'