Dealing with girls who squirt

[RimJobber]

My girlfriend was over and squirted like 6 times during sex last night but I like low key don't wanna deal with the mess/soaked sheets/laundry every time it happens. What's the best way to go about this?

 

[californiagrown]

My girlfriend was over and squirted like 6 times during sex last night but I like low key don't wanna deal with the mess/soaked sheets/laundry every time it happens. What's the best way to go about this?

Easy. Throw a towel down. Or ask her not to, but then she won't enjoy the sex as much. From my experience, they don't have to squirt, but it is a part of them cumming hard.

At the end of the day, if your sex life is good, there's gonna be bodily fluids on your bed. The most you can do is have a dedicated throw blanket or two.

 

[FrenchFry]

Good sex is messy. Put down few towels. It's a good problem to have man.

 

[arnie_grape]

claim thread is claim

 

[Spagett+]

OP does not have a girlfriend.

 

[-benedetto]

Easy. Throw a towel down. Or ask her not to, but then she won't enjoy the sex as much. From my experience, they don't have to squirt, but it is a part of them cumming hard.

At the end of the day, if your sex life is good, there's gonna be bodily fluids on your bed. The most you can do is have a dedicated throw blanket or two.

You provide solid advice and get down voted..

Anyway, squirt is pee

 

[Dan.]

make sure it all gets in your mouth. no mess. duh. spitters are quitters remember that

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

Nice Claim. https://waterproofbedding.com/

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

OP:

 

[Denise_Reynolds]

OP:

You:

 

[Peter.]

You:

you:

 

[Denise_Reynolds]

you:

Mmm big guy mr 23 thousand posts

 

[japanada]

Open your mouth or get a straw.

 

[Rusticles]

Keep a tarp in your closet? simple

 

[McNoche]

I enjoyed this thread

 

[Peter.]

Mmm big guy mr 23 thousand posts

 

[Spagett+]

advanced meme

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

You:

 

[daannnnieel]

Mmm big guy mr 23 thousand posts

i'm not saying that wasn't clever, but you're still probably a dude.

 

[cool_name]

i'm not saying that wasn't clever, but you're still probably a dude.

I'm not saying that wasn't clever, never mind that is exactly what I'm saying

 

[daannnnieel]

I'm not saying that wasn't clever, never mind that is exactly what I'm saying

but you drive (drove?) a miata so you're obviously gay

 

[cool_name]

but you drive (drove?) a miata so you're obviously gay

Idk your girlfriend sure likes my miata, and she can also attest to the falsity of your poorly drawn conclusion

 

[profa_212]

Jesus kody. I didn't need to know this.

 

[japanada]

Are people really grossed out by a girl squirting? You think she likes getting loads blown on her face? Feel good that you are really getting her off!

 

[Blindsurfer]

seal her within a vacuum and fuck her only within said vacuum

 

[Rachy]

Current study finds that squirting is urine. Likely low concentrated urine. But still urine. Likely mixed with female jizz... but still urine.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
http://www.medicaldaily.com/squirti...men-who-orgasm-female-ejaculation-real-317226

 

[CHORIZO]

Current study finds that squirting is urine. Likely low concentrated urine. But still urine. Likely mixed with female jizz... but still urine.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
http://www.medicaldaily.com/squirti...men-who-orgasm-female-ejaculation-real-317226

whats your point?

 

[Peter.]

advanced meme

 

[japanada]

Current study finds that squirting is urine. Likely low concentrated urine. But still urine. Likely mixed with female jizz... but still urine.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
http://www.medicaldaily.com/squirti...men-who-orgasm-female-ejaculation-real-317226

Im sure my jizz has a lil piss left from the last leak I took.

Rachy cant squirt can you

 

[californiagrown]

Current study finds that squirting is urine. Likely low concentrated urine. But still urine. Likely mixed with female jizz... but still urine.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
http://www.medicaldaily.com/squirti...men-who-orgasm-female-ejaculation-real-317226

I couldn't care less. I go down on girls right after they go pee, they do the same to me. If you wanna get right down to it, oral sex is really fucking unsanitary. But idc, feels good to get, feels good to receive. And i eant my partners activly trying to get theirs, nahmean!? Fuck I'm getting hard just thinking about it haha

 

[Mr.noodle]

Current study finds that squirting is urine. Likely low concentrated urine. But still urine. Likely mixed with female jizz... but still urine.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
http://www.medicaldaily.com/squirti...men-who-orgasm-female-ejaculation-real-317226

I don't think people really care anymore, some people are eating the booty like a stack of pancakes

 

[Lskier_]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[SSteezle]

I couldn't care less. I go down on girls right after they go pee, they do the same to me. If you wanna get right down to it, oral sex is really fucking unsanitary. But idc, feels good to get, feels good to receive. And i eant my partners activly trying to get theirs, nahmean!? Fuck I'm getting hard just thinking about it haha

Easy there big fella

 

[CHORIZO]

Plot twist:

I can confirm it happened.

SDrvper can squirt six times in one fornication

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

On a good day.

pics or it didn't happen

 

[steezburgereddie]

 

[SKI.ING]

I had a girlfriend like that in undergrad. First time it happened it ruined my mattress permanately. Still have that stain. Once I realized it was a regular thing I had two towels that I rotated for coverage. It does kill the mood sometimes, but if you're having sex everyday you've gotta do something. Sleeping in pussy juice isn't as glamorous as it sounds.

 

[shibby]

OP been pissing himself. No shame in that fella we've all been there.

 

[FrenchFry]

 

[.Hugo.]

whats your point?

That ops girlfriend pees in his but

 

[no_steeze]

It's pretty much scientifically understood to be mostly urine, but that being said it's still pretty awesome when it happens. From my experience it's not necessarily a measure of the quality of orgasm though, since my GF will sometimes squirt when she's super drunk and has a lot of liquid in her (a.k.a. pee) but says she has better finishes other times

But we know you don't care about actual info and you only made this thread to claim

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

.....this thread was way better than expected.

We new yelsel's sig up in this bitch.

 

[Denise_Reynolds]

.

Looks like you forgot the quote

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Looks like you forgot the quote

Looks like you don't watch sunny

 

[onLINE]

-Do it in the shower more

-Stick to anal

-Make more claim threads on other forums

 

[Dragonslayer101]

Pee in her butt

Or squirt in it

 

[daannnnieel]

Idk your girlfriend sure likes my miata, and she can also attest to the falsity of your poorly drawn conclusion

first things first, my girlfriend doesn't exist, and wouldn't ride in poorly built miatas.

and secondly, I drive a miata so I get to give you shit for having a miata.

 

[cool_name]

but you drive (drove?) a miata so you're obviously gay

first things first, my girlfriend doesn't exist

and secondly, I drive a miata

.

 

[.CJ.]

but you drive (drove?) a miata so you're obviously gay

first things first, my girlfriend doesn't exist,

I drive a miata so I get to give you shit for having a miata.

Confirmed, supermagician__ is gay and has a boyfriend

 

[SFB]

this is a very good post thank u peter