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really? shit. guess i'll have to rethink my whole setup for this season... what if you just carry your poles together in one hand... or over a shoulder like a hobo stick? still gay?
 
why not just stick your poles in your ass and be as gay as can be. thats the only way skiers can be gay...do what you want when you ski, enough said
 
I come equiped with no poles, so i is prepared for emergency snowball fights, high fives, and killer bees you can't fling your hands around madly with poles when killer bees come for you can you
 
hahaha you guys no one is arguing, its all a joke... this forum was dead for days so we started goofing around.
 
really? i went to drop of an application and the kid said he had been working there for a month and a half.
 
they have been getting the shop ready for a few months now, i went in there like early august so that would explain it it just wasnt open to the public until aug 28th so they had been setting up and stuff before that.
 
most park rats cut there poles so short its the same as not having any... If your poles stop at your knees they are usless.. poles do sever a purpose.. oh ya I forgot go staight turn left go straight no carving allowed..
 
park rats? seriously? when were we last using that insult, like 03-04 season?

i used to race and ski moguls bro, i know how to ski. and i know that my poles being short have done nothing to affect my skiing ability. if anything, they have made stuff so much more fun. you could say they help you ski because you pole plant, but really skiing has gotten to the point where you can ski these modern skis without a plant. if you knew, the plant was started way back when skis were hard to turn and it helped you initiate your turn.
 
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your 20 and still saying momma jokes!?!?!

i got one for you...

alright so this one day when i was walking down the street, and this lady walks up too me and says "Hey you look like a kid who needs some head." so i was just like "well sure" so you know shes on her knees doing a damn fine job, so you know i start going through her wallet and find a couple Macey cards and JC Penny's then i pull out her ID and i put it back in, but then i reconnize the last name... Then i said "HOLY SHIT your Junglekid5's mom!

tell your mom i said to walk down town again, i miss them gold ol' times!
 
alright so this one day when i was walking down the street, and this lady walks up too me and says "Hey you look like a kid who needs some head." so i was just like "well sure" so you know shes on her knees doing a damn fine job, so you know i start going through her wallet and find a couple Macey cards and JC Penny's then i pull out her ID and i put it back in, but then i reconnize the last name... Then i said "HOLY SHIT your Junglekid5's mom!

tell your mom i said to walk down town again, i miss them gold ol' times!

actualy my moms been dead for years now..
 
brundage has 7 inches at the base an 9 up top! oh yea, and its still dumping! give Jah thanks an praise for this an whats still to come
 
also you should feel like a fool for bringing up Momma jokes now. Fuck Junglekid5

and Fuck your momma, bitch. YAH DIGG

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back to the regualr schedule without beef! PEOPLE ITS SNOWING!
 
yo shut the fuck up cuntragjunglekid just happens to be my homie so you can fuck off this site faggoty ass bitch buy some more fucking skis why dont you you spoiled bitch
 
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