Dead Fish

Lateralis

Lateralis

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One of my fish died on sunday. God rest his soul. Or so i thought! I was too lazy to scoop out his lifeless body sunday night and monday. To my surprise the little fucker came back alive. For 2 days his body was completely lifeless and it was just resting along the bottom on the tank. He was already starting to turn green! Now he'll die for a couple of hours and just out of the blue he'll shake and just swim around like crazy then just go lifeless for a couple hours again. Should I call an exorcist?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
so your saying your stoked on having your fingers smell like fish....

welcome to the club lat. welcome.

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines

boy scouts
 
what the hell is wrong with you??

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Lat is finally ignoring the fact that the dead fish might smell like a dirty Vag although we all know he'd eat it out anyways .No This is a kind new Caring lat who for atleast the next 5 min's is over the dirtyness. Dont get me wrong we want him back but this is the caring lat asking a legit question about his dead/alive fish be gentle .

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
i saw this japanese porno once where these chicks were putting live lizzards and snakes up into their pussies. shit freaked me out.

 
if this was about stinky vagina then the title would be called "snowkristal"

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
but in all seriousness. my fish was dead for 2 days. no joke

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
he was probably hoping you would think he was dead so that you would flush him down the toilet. only then would he be free.

 
i would totally sell him on eBay with pictorial proof. some fundie would love to get their hands on him. I mean if a grilled cheese sandwich can tour the country with goldenpalace.com, i'm sure a zombie fish can play MSG!

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
currently. he's dead again. his eyes are starting to bluge out and red holes are forming on his body

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i had a fish die on me once.. we were getting ready to flush him when all of a sudden he lurched back to life after we changed his water. he lived for another 6 years... that's why I'm honest when I tell girls i have magic fingers

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
about a month ago we had a huge goldfish that died. in all honesty i think he drowned. i had just fed them and no i dont feed them lots so he didnt die from eating. anyways so after i did that i went to bed and when i woke up he was stuck between a pathway in a little ceramic house thingy.

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i think you shouldn't be allowed around fish.. stick to spiders

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
theyre the ones possessed. not me. all i do is feed them

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
its probably all the semen you feed him you sicko

and by the way, when fish die they are bouyant you dumbass, they dont just lie there on the bottom of the tank- so its obviously not dead

 
yeah, shock him.. put a toaster in there or something. what's the worst that could happen.. he'd die?

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
LOL HAHAHHAHAHA

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We are the resistance, our last line of defense. We are bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart, they will hunt us till the ends of the earth. The chase is on--forever going on and on.

 
none of my fish have floated when they died

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahaha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
you know it

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
the same thing happens to my dog. i believe the fish is sleeping.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid

Jeremy
 
holy crap thats insain you have a zombie fish keep us posted

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me: it seems like alot of bad stuff go's on in gandola's

henry:ya

henry:we should go in them

 
my fish all floated when they died, strange.. your fish are possessed

i hope his[mike jones] tour bus breaks down in the warped tour parking lot and 1000 emo kids stab him and cry about it.

-skogen jake
 
He is just taking a nap.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
^ ha ha everyone says you have a fishy vagina!

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
hahahahahha shes oblivious

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
one time i was watchign 2001 a space odeysee and aty the part when there on the moon going towrds the monolith . this fish at the table started freakign out and swimming like mad. then when all the people died it went stiff and sunk to the bottom.....

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines

boy scouts
 
stinky stinky stinky

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
damn man, get a priest quick. i bet you r fish is gonna start making your house shake and its gonna talk in a really deep voice and say satanic messages. if it does, videotape it and post it. that would be some funny shit.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
its fully alive and swimming fantically now. he's on his 15th wind

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
yeah dude get an exorcism done, but tape it and post it on NS hahaha

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Hey, Lil' John.. Do you wanna go freeskiing?

O-KAAY!

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Cininnati Newschoolers,

good times.
 
stupid fucken pets. now my cat just threw up all over the place. it looks like corn but wtf she didnt eat no corn

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Man you are all such assholes I can barely stand it.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
ahahahahahhahha she seen the post!

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^hey man, feed him some of that magical milk... i know you got mass.

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
wait let me rephrase that, i usually dont think shit... thing? yeah that works...

hate it or love... little John's on top...
 
i had a beta once, it jumped out of his tank in the middle of the night....when we woke up the next morning...we found it on the counter beside its tank.....we were sad, went to pick it up to flush it down the toilet......its tail moved a tiny tiny bit...we got eggcited...threw it back in the tank.......it looked dead for awhile, then alive then dead....then alive...but after a few days it was in great health...it lived for like a year after that ...that we know of......we gave all the fish away last summer. so it could still be living now.

.stacer.

 
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