Dcrew GNAR

TheStamos

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I have no life the lamintaed score card is coming soon.

GNAR D.CREW EDITION

Now this game is custom. None of that Squaw Valley shit but has some of the same scoring and rules . Can be used at any mountain.

Line's score will be decided before each line and agreed on by all participants, the score can be any amount but pref. between 100-500, were skier's not mathematicians. Except lief, fuck you. Now we all agree on where the line end's and if you fall before the finish line the entire line score is deducted from your total gnar points. Bonus's are possible see trick bonus*

Extra Credit point's will be scored from 10 -100 and are the most important part of the game. ECP gnar point opportunity's.

• Butt Naked= you win; fuck that I might never recover from shrinkage of such severity. +100

• Ego claim= after your line go over to a group of skier's and claim to be the best skier on the mountain. +100

• Fart shovel= successfully shovel your fart into someone's face or food without them catching it right off. +100

• Movie quote= quoting a ski movie with good enough timing to get laugh from all gnar participant's. +50

• Radness yell= before your line you must yell about how badass you are for one minute +75

• Bulgarian girlfriend shit talking= successfully piss nick off by talking mad shit even though he doesn’t care. Mack gets points if nick gets truly pissed off and yells at him for anything. +25

• Line poacher= you poach your buddies line as he drop's in. Buddy must not be farther than 20 feet away at time of drop in and you must cut him off. +100

• Talk shit= With a serious face you must talk mad shit to a participant before he drop's in, must be at least 20 solid second's long. +75

• Rail steeze= styli rail slide with at least a 270 rotation of any kind. +75

• Spin steeze= anything over 360 with style. +25

• No spin steeze= styli 0 spin. +50

• Invert steeze= any invert. +100

• Kink steeze= points for each kink with added points for 270 off +50

-- Fucked up steeze= a good cut low about Leif's unknown ethnicity +25

• Scratched back= rough sex scratch's +50

• Game= Getting phone number's on the hill +50

• Cliff drop= over 30 feet +100

• Cornice air= must throw one of the fallowing, Dirty poppa, Lincoln loop back flip or rodeo. +100

More Ecp's can be added while on the Mountain if all player's agree before the actual deed is done, No gnar point's after the fact.

Fouls…

• Falling in your line -50

• Getting hurt -100

• Complaining about anything -25

• Being the first to recommend a lunch break on a pow day. -100

• Getting up later than 8:00 -75

• Forgetting something -50

• Excuses -25 each

• Not talking back when confronted by ski patrol unless at alpine meadow’s -100

• Not jumping on the opportunity to emotionally destroy a participant -45

• Having a girl get in the way of a ski weekend -100

• Losing the group, the majority of skier’s is considered the group, if you lose them you loose the gnar and your gay annoying and a fucking bitch because waiting for someone suck’s major ass. Especially lief because he is impossible to see in a crowd of gaper Asian’s. -100

Before Gnar begins the final prize shall be decided and agreed on by all participants. It has to be something cool and there is only one winner and no exceptions to any of the rules. Game on bitche’s

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
^^Hey, the lunch foul is messed. You guys know I'm always hungry and none of you bean poles eat...ever, I'm appealing if that one ever gets pulled on me.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^^ so how many negative gnar points do you get knocked off for writing all that crap about rules?

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Yea shit rules = -200. And sleeping in the staff housign at squaw is 200+. Iight

Last year I was skiing switch down a groomer and I went by a chinese father and his son and they both started laughing at me -Parkboy
 
Wow your cool, i wish i was cool enough to run around and post negative comment's too! damn kid's it was a joke with my friend's relax.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
haha, I think VC gets 25pts for pissing Nick off.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Considering youre missing 99% of the point and rules of the game, its retarded

 
someone needs to let me be an honorary d-crew member or sumfin so i can play. word on the street is UC decisions come in on tuesday, and i will hopefully be rollin to d-town next year.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
^I hereby name you honorary Dcrew member, you're good to ride whunev, but don't encourage Nick, he's our "speshul" member.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nig
 
Nick is doing his ski segment with me...i did it to make me look better.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Dude unless I get into bizzerkely I'll be throwin down with the D-crizzle in the fizzle. I already unofficially attempt to sponsor them but once i'm there it will be so on. Proform for all bitches. How many points do I get for the 130 zero spin?

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer

 
^that would be so sick taylor.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
woot more free shit!! 0 spin with prophet's would be dope, ill just call you pollard.. you have the hair.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
if you pull a zero with the prophets, i will buy you a hot dog at the hot dog stand, kinda like amped.

Keep it fresh

Check the steeze

Keep the flex

I got a fresh wax.

Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?

Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that

Niggas say who's that fly skier guy

in the mesh hat?

-Ski-Unit
 
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