Here's a lil bedtime story.
Several years ago there were two pro skiers who were friends, lets call them "Mickael" and "DC." Both were veryvery white, but thought they were black. So they each had a fair amount of blackness in them.
One day, "DC" realized how white he really was, and gave his blackness to "Mickael." So now "DC" is a normal white skier kid, and "Mickael," with all this xtra blackness, is, by all accounts, an African-Suisse (like African-American, but different). He's on the waiting list for a pigmentation transplant to make the changes complete.
Peter Olenick tried to get in on this blackness transfer, but fucked it up and is now the corniest white dude in the ski industry.