Day off from school. What to do?

Welllll... Today is your Lucky Day! 777!

It just so happens that we received your down payment on the stripper pole fortification, so we went ahead, pushed some paper around, and voilá! Our lovely hearty meal stripperina has a sister, who is also available in the now 3-in-1 Value Price package and who is ALSO a stripper! Say goodbye to abstinence and wave your lonely penis goodbye, as the train to Bonerville is departing, choo-choo!

Her inclusion will only set you back the extra handling fee of 1,99 euros, but we are ready to waiver that if it is a bother!

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They also like to huddle together to get plastered on Sunday afternoons in Children's Playparks, so it will be reminiscent of also running a zoo! Good practice for handling actual gorillas, as well.

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I have today off.

wake up at 8

get all the shit you need to do done

go on computer and look up stuff that interests you for a couple of hours

fap X50

that's all I got so far
 
I'm deeply sorry and I regret to inform you that "Olga" a.k.a "Model Rhinocerus Type nr. 748" is no longer available for purchase. A wealthy gentleman, whose name shall remain disclosed in our books, stormed in, having seen this thread and had instantly fallen for the ham-faced pterodactyl. He demanded to acquire her at any cost, causing us to have to srop the 3-in-1 offer indefinitely.

We do not judge our clients, but this is awkward even to us.

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We suspect he might be a cannibal, though, which would explain a lot.

So just remember, don't hesitate to masturbate, but buy a woman instead.
 
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