Day off from school. What to do?

så jävla fresh. Är också ledig på fredag, borde kanske göra det jag med.

BTW Mike-o jag åker till Finland på fredag kväll wadduuuuup
 
haha I love when you translate something from swedish to english, swedish sounds mentally challenged when translated

and no, I dont think I am.
 
åker zigenarbåten till Åbo, sen vidare upp till Björneborg typ :S gaaah redneck land, too many track suits for me to handle
 
A few years back some Russian woman who married a rich Finn wrote a guidebook for other Russians seeking love in Finland.

There was a whole chapter about the (stereotypically) indescribable affection for unison track suits and jogging, kind of like a deterrent for "If you're not into this, don't marry a Finn."
 
Because those mail order brides only come with track suits during the Holiday season and the orders get so backed up that it's quicker and cheaper to bag a Finn.

We have have some of the easiest women in the world, you're welcome.
 
Well Willy, whatever you end up doing, remember to vote for a gay Finnish president in two weeks time!
 
You drive a hard bargain... FINE THEN!

How bout we get you 27% off the original Value price and leave the track suit out entirely. It'll be your responsibility to keep a nude lady warm though, but luckily we Finns are used to the cold.

Cash or credit?
 
Well we only have the type models pictures in store at the moment, let me see, just a minute...

*shuffling sounds*

..alright here we go, these type models represent roughly 50% of the actual product, with an error margin of +/-50%.

Blonde:

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Brunette:

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Mixed:

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Random pick:

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I went through a bit more of our model portfolios and actually found out a few more of that random pick I posted earlier. She's taking up way too much space, though, so it'll be a 2-in-1 deal for any first buyer - you get the girl you want plus this Solid 7 as a dealsealer, no skin off my nose.

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Did I tell you she's also a stripper? You'll get a lot of bang for your buck, but I also suggest you do some serious grounfwork on the foundations for a stripper pole, it needs to have a safety area of at least around 2000kg.

 
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