David Hasselhoff

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His cameo in Dodgeball was pure gold.

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when mr garrison got plastic surgery on south park and looked like DH it was fuckin hilarious

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^Ahh..Germany love.

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^ haha

but ooohhhhhhh look at that hairy chest.... oh man, i think i just creamed my pants...

signatures are overrated.
 
haha...this is the most random post ever...haha...

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i liked his role in the new guy

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
I agree with trevorwoulddoit, he was great in Dodgeball

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Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
my best friend has a band down in boston, and their keyboard player lives in Germany

apparently Hasslehof is like GOD in germany, hes our MICHAEL JACKSON (before he got all white and pedophile like). Women worship him, he has his own cd, and he gets more ass then a plastic surgeon in hollywood

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matt man, that was the longest post i have ever seen u write.

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a man cant find another man sexy?

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-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
i was just thinking the other day that it would be absolutely epic to have a movie with him, burt reynolds, eric estrada and will ferrel. itd be hilarious.

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mmm...i'd love for him to splooge...on my FACE

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