David Blaine "Fails"

dowalibeast

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so david blaine stayed under water for 177 hours and then held his breath for 7 minutes and 8 seconds. i guess this guy is actually human. it's still pretty amazing though.
 
dude it showed him in vegas or somthing doing some magic. HE FUCKING TOOK THIS GIRLS TWO TEETH OUT, PUT THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SPIT THEM BACK INTO PLACE!! i fucking shit myself when i saw the replay!!
 
I bet he could have done it if he diddnt have to deal with the chains and stuff, that was un-needed.
 
yes if he had time to prepare outside of the water and that was his only mission he would've probably done it or at least come closer
 
haha yes... one: you could see the reflection of light off of a tiny tube in his nose

two: the doctors messed up when describing their procedures

three: they spent a good 30 minutes talking about how fragile his skin was and how easily it would rip off on contact and then when he comes out, they pound him with towels

hmm...?
 
1.the tube was probably to monitor him or something procedural because there is no air tube that would be that small

2.you need to elaborate

3. they were talking about the skin on his hands and feet,and he had gloves on to prevent it from ripping

i think this stunt was legit..the tooth spitting thing though seemed a little unbelievable
 
well enough to go on the computer? what the hell does that mean. i'm pretty sure i could go on the computer in a full body cast..you pussy
 
hahaha...

lil g, why rob a weed dealer...

everyone knows its the powder dealers that got all the bread
 
Dude. He got shot in the leg. I bet he's been hopped up on painkillers now for days and has probably been in some pain so I think we should lay off for a while. Or until he tries to freestyle, but still.

LilG....never try and jump your weed dealer. Its a very bad idea, and i guess you know that now. If he sold you bad shit, bring it over, shove it in his face (or weigh it out and show him), but NEVER jump him. Always be respectful to the man who gets you high.
 
yeah..i guess he suffered liver damage, sharp pains in his feet and hands, some loss of sensation and rashes all over his body. he's being studied by researchers at yale to determine how the body reacts to all that water. and tomorrow, he's going to be on Good moring america!
 
hey you dumb bitch... magic is not real, its illusions. so sure its fake IDIOT. your so gullible to believe something that was never real in the first place. his levetation is a simple illusion, he doesnt float... oh let me guess your thought he could levitate?
 
lets just say he is crazy bastard...man he didnt really fail who here can hold their breath for over 7 mins underwater?
 
the thing last night was not magic...

he had a key for the cuffs and people can hold their breath that long

but now that i re-read your reply i dont even know if you were talking about this stunt
 
wait, magic isnt real?????

what the fuck?!

prety soon youre going to be saying that Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny aren't real either! its such a harsh world, i thought he could levitate.
 
Wowm and you're being normal not talking stupid

Im kiddin I just wanted to say something Its funny how whever he posts something normal everyone is like "WHOOOOA! ITS ACTUALY LEGIT!"

Didnt he get shot? Oh not david blain but lil-G.?
 
I found it funny how quickly the two divers got the chains off his legs once he failed. I kept on wishing he would dissapear or something when he didn't do it
 
i thought he got them off and then started to black out or something, wow they did get them off fast then.
 
ACTUALLY IT WAS 7 MIN AND 15 SECONDS!!!! JUST BECAUSE THE DIVERS JUMPED IN, DIDNT MEAN HE WASNT STILL UNDERWATER! GOD
 
every time you move it uses up oxygen. it doesnt make sense that he could beat the world record while lifting and unlocking chains.
 
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