.dave.

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whats the deal with that? like what da fuck man? you all wana be lliike me. dontcha? FUCKERS. um yea. lates

.dave.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
ummm no..... dave... I don't want to get bent over tables like you :P

you know what makes making fun of you even better.... you're a 4 day drive away.

'Never underestimate the power of the handicapped'
 
ya... it's funner to make fun of him in person though. ........ya, that's about it.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
 
yo darryl. nice signature.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
la la la

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
riiight...

*CARAMEL CRUNCH

newschoolers hooters

MENSA - Mens Suits Association

Oh the chocolate burns my throat - so does that explain why it burns when i pee? hahah TANK and CHEWY CHOCOLATE

How did the sticker taste? tacky...

darryl tells GREAT stories
 
what the hell are you talking about Dave?

'Take him outside, shove his face in the snow, and kick him in the junk, that should do it!!!' - Doug Bishop explaining how to wake Johan up before the finals of the Ericsson Big Air
 
dave no one wants to be like you. it's a big inside joke and your on the outside batch.

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
fuck. let me in! you fuckers... I dontlike inside jokes about me that I am out of.... grr.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
i like dave too. he does smell funny and he has no edges on his skies but other than that he's a good guy.

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
come on stinky - you can be honest... no secrets here... you like men don't you? I won't tell anyone, don't worry.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
darryl where have you been? i thought that was common knowledge about dave taking shaft

SKI SPECTACULAR TALISMAN MTN. RESORT
 
WTF? dave thinks he is cool enough that people are actually ganna resond to a message about him made by him. dave your a homo.

your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skies

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
How could you guys not wanna be like dave? I mean look at him....tee hee ;) lol

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
bitch

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
WHAT? I am sooo confused.... Rebecca - do you hate me? if so - why? what did I do? meh. I am not actually a homo you know.... I do like girls.... hmm. I am sooo completely confused.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
you're all missing the point - dave's sister looks like sarah burke.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
i cant remember how she looked because she kept her face down

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
lay the cyberbeats on him dave...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
im dave now too

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
dude that is like 10 .dave.'s .... oh man. my msn list is fery interesting.... or not - seeing as it is FULL of .dave.'s fuckers.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
hahah dude you've got a sister??? where was she when I was at your house????? hhahaha I'm not gonna go there bro... I'll just give her my number so she can call me when she's 18.

'Never underestimate the power of the handicapped'
 
depending on which one looks like burke...mike might have some extra cougar points...does ma...haha. nevermind. i might get duct taped to the ceiling for that comment. no seriously mike, you know if his sisters are anything like dave...they are way out of your league.

sarcasim is the best friend you'll never have.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BURKE. but mc - your getting duct taped to the ceiling any ways.... he he.. then I am gona sit in a chair and drink a 12 of beer while laughing at you.... heh e.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
what da fak man? mother fucker. I AM TRYING NOT TO SWAER DAMMIT! and you know it dave! you shithead.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
DAve your sister DOES look like Sarah, Mike. She's not outta your league you just gotta grow a bit.. and well obviously his sister doesnt live at home anymore... HAHAH.. otherwise you would have seen her when u were there..

~~~FIèRTE~~~

.....Cé la vie!.....
 
FUCK. her bf/husband - that used to be the captain of the Laurier foot ball team - will crush you with one arm.

and she doesn't fuck.

hehe. yea mc.... what the fuck is fucking wrong with fucking swearing, fuck?

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
if you think Dave's sister looks like Sarah Burke, you should take a look at his mom...

She looks exactly like Wendy Fisher!!!

This has been an automated message created by Marc
 
um Marc? are you on crack???? no she doesnt.. now KIWI.. thats the sexiest thing to ever hit that family. OH GOD!!!! Shes soo sexy

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
i am mad at dave because i wrote him an email tellling him how much he inspired me to ski and asked him a bunch of questions... and he never wrote back!! oh wait.. nevermind that was eric pollard. shit sorry for taking my anger out on you... but i did write u a long message and u never wrote back. that hurt.

your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skies

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
rebecca - I think you forgot to hit send on that message or something.... cuz I never got it.... sory hun.... send it again.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
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