DAVE PAULS IS DEAD!!!

Drail

Drail

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let us bow our heads in silence for the passing of our dear friend David Roudolf Pauls (I'm sorry for putting your middle name in their buddy) for according to SBC Skier he has passed away.

No worries though, because trusty Doug Bishop will make everyone in Ontario proud with his cover shot (or at least the person Doug is claiming to be)...

yo, what the fucks' up with the new issue of SBC Skier? for dave's pic is says 'skier: deceased' and that ain't doug on the cover... that and the way she wrote the article made it sound like skiing had no park scene in Ontario - but last year the scene kicked ass dude, skiers throwin' down and snowboarders givin' props.

WHAT!

I donno, had a good laugh though (and in the article it's got a quote from Jodi saying we got our S-rail at the start of the year - jodi... ? )

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
no, there is no way dave is dead. he was ducttapeboy for all you people who dont know and feel the need to leave him a 'are you dead' message

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
^ hahahaha an 'are you dead' message, o my god thats funny.

By the way, who the fuck was he?

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Atomic Tweaks for sale. Hit me up fockers.
 
you dont know who dave pauls is? he is (or was) a mod, his name is/was ducttapeboy and he was very, very cool

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
he is/was ducttapeboy. ive said that twice before and this is the third time. he also is/was on the NS clothing team

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
yea..... i think that the deseased thing is a joke... though one i dont get

and who is the person on the cover anywho

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
Well then....I'll miss you Balls and I'll watch Bambi for you one last time since it is/was your favorite movie. Oh...and I have dibs on 5 of his best metal/hardcore CD's.

FOCUS your mind.

Grant: Jesus Christ LoKash...this is a family establisment.

LoKash: So is the penitentiary.
 
Okay i am confused, did he die or not? I used to talk to him on messenger. That would suck if he died. So ya, is this a joke?

>>>SKI>>>SKI>>>SKI>>>

Peace-
 
ok ....see the whole thing was being sarcastic there about the skier issue. he is not dead....they just claimed him to be in a pic.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
are you sure? i haven't seen any ducktapeboy posts in awhile. mabye he saw something, and went into witness protecion. CONSPIRACY!

i hope he's not dead, he's cool.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
cant wait to see this issue.

anyway, dave is my bitch and i did not told him to die so he wont die until i tell him to.

-I get head-
 
im ashamed at all of of you, if this is a joke u are a sick fuck, and if it isnt and u people are acting like this then u are all sick fucks, this is probably a joke but fucking shut the fuck up and give respect if u arnt sure if this is a joke or not fuckers

 
fuck, fuck, mutha mutha fuck...mutha mutha fuck, noich noich noich

FOCUS your mind.

Grant: Jesus Christ LoKash...this is a family establisment.

LoKash: So is the penitentiary.
 
i just took a trip to daves grave, rest in peace man, theres plenty of sexy guys inside the pearly gates

die.
 
Oh come on guys, he's not dead, I was chilling with him yesterday. The caption says 'And you thought Saskatchewan was flat. Skier: Deceased'

What they mean is the pic shows a jump at blue and only the transoition before the landing, makes it look like that is the landing.. Basically they're joking about all our jumps sucking ass and having flat landings.

Dave is nto dead, and by the way route all 'are you dead' messages to ductapeboy one t not two.

 
he died and was from saskatchewan. I think he killed himself.... wait I saw him on friday, god they predicted it in skier, or did I see dead people... or was I drunk and the writers screwed up... only dave pauls or stacey can truly confirm it.... *eerie music kicks*

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I call dibs on Dave's ski equipment. does this mean that stacey is avail.... jks jsk

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
hahaha wow mo rod. wow.

no im not available. dave is not dead silly people. he is very much alive and about to slide a rail right now.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
HES NOT DEAD I SAY!

goodness darryl.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
hahaha cedric...didnt you see enough of naked dave in whistler...i mean i caught you peaking into our room a couple of times....and dave told me you walked in on him in the shower. i mean really. control yourself. and get me a beer.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Notice how Stacey is speaking for Dave because he can't speak for himself. She's obviously in denial too....she still see's him sliding rails. It's ok..help is out there. Be strong!

FOCUS your mind.

Grant: Jesus Christ LoKash...this is a family establisment.

LoKash: So is the penitentiary.
 
i do not realy whant to see dave naked again, i just want proof of his livelyness....

anyway, watching you entertaining dave was good fun. hope he's not dead so I,ll be able to see that again

-I get head-
 
hehe, ced likes the way stacey 'entertains' dave. you spent too much time in the closet.

...i just like waking up everyday and commin' out of the closet. big weight lifted off my shoulders for sure.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
how did dave die. did he fall down the stairs on friday leaving the premiere. I htought he could hold his alcohol better.... now doug, he was sooo drunk, I wish I wasn't driving, and I wish that the beer was cheaper!

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I think his ex-finches came back to get revenge and pecked him to death. I'm pretty sure they got his eyeballs first.

FOCUS your mind.

Grant: Jesus Christ LoKash...this is a family establisment.

LoKash: So is the penitentiary.
 
mo rod... were you there friday? did i see you? eeeek.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
yes u did I was talking to dave and derek about an urban job session in Waterloo.

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
Spell it right people... it's ductapeboy.

And Stace... I give you my deepest sympathy. He was a funny man with a mean gun as his icon thingie on MSN. He will be missed. Hug kitty and kittie for me. Hahaha

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
sarah... he is alive still! nothing to worry about..in fact i even get to see him on thursday night. i am eggcited.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Hahahaha, I know. But still hug the kitty/ies for me

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
haha for sure. they are not with me right now..but when i go home. they will get HUGE hugs.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
its true. that did happen. i was there.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
It is a very lame joke in the mag, that is all. And for everyone who didn't get Darryl's post, he was making fun of the mag for fucking up two Ontario skiers shots / or not shots.

 
Didn't Ductapeboy post a pic of his kitten just a while ago?

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
yes yes he did.

and notice how dave is speaking well writing rather...he cannot possibly be dead!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Well SKIER had it right, Dave Pauls is dead, he's been clinically deceased for about a year, you see there was this pesky business of not enough brain activity to be registered on the meter. SO although his body lives on and habitually skis and slides rails, there is no proof he's had an independant thought in ages

 
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