Dave Pauls is carrying my baby

Drail

Drail

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first off I would like to appologize to both Stacey and Karyn.

second, i would like to say that Dave - you were the best ever... and i wouldn't take it back for the world.

but, seriously - we have to talk. call me tomorrow, i'll be at my mom's at like 5pm (but i think you're going to a show in T., so we'll see what happens).

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
im happy for you

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/\ true dat, men only carry lil' spermies.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
excuse me. guys can to have babies. didn't you see Junior with Arnold? i rest my case.

and of course ppl PLAN to have babies. not everyone is a mistake.

 
darryl we will call you tonight...possibly even stop by....drink some colt 45 maybe. oh tonight would be friday.

and i must say. im hurt dave....carrying another womans baby? geeezzz. i never would have thought you would do this. and darryl you are ....fucking dead. got it?

teehee.

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te he. stacey was gona catch on soon any ways... im starting to show. te he. tonight we dance. and drink. isn't it suposed to rain? we should go camping.

Dave Pauls

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dude, camping, yea - it's suposed to be like lightning and stuff. so sick.

Darryl Hunt

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Maybe that lightning will illuminate Pauls face like it did on that sweet December evening Daryl? The thunder merely a nostalgic audio recount of the two of you passionately clutching one anothers bodies as you tumbled about in your expedition tent, the Polar Fleece a landing strip for your sweaty torsos.

Best of luck throughtout your term Dave... Try and stay off the hooch if you don't want the kids head to turnout like a mango....

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this reminds of the time i convinced the whole school i was pregnant like in that one movie...yeah im a guy too...tehe

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