Date my mom

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what the fuck is wrong with that show?? recently there was a lesbo episode and girl chose this retarded midget nerd. when the girl saw the dumbass she chose she said 'shes like harry potter with a vagina'. WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU MTV

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-Jon

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yeah dude, that show is soo horrible, so fake and shit, u can tell everything on that show is soo planed, and the little run at the end??? fuck that, mtv is going down hill, they need to bring back dismissed and other legit shows like that, not these stupid shows.

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

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ya dude that show is so fake. heres an average date with one of the moms:

pre date:

girl: ok mom what are you going to tell him?

mom: you are smart hot and model.

girl: sounds good mom.

girl: please dont tell him i have 10 vibrators!!! please please please!!

mom: ok fine dont worry, i wont.

girl: so do you think we are going to win?

mom: heck yes!! i love you!

girl: i love you too mom, (hug)

girl: i think hes here cause the doorbell just rang, good luck!

date:

boy or lesbo girl: hi i like fucking girls

mom: thats great cause my daughter is a hot horny bitch

boy or lesbo girl:PERFECT wed get along great

mom: well i know she said i couldnt tell you but she has 10 vibrators and i bought them all for her too

boy or lesbo girl: oh really? thats awesome!

confession by boy or lesbo girl: wow, they are a little too close

boy or lesbo girl: ok well im sick of talking to you so lets go home

mom: sounds good i had a great time

boy or lesbo girl: yup

mom: remember pick my daughter if you like dumb models!!

boy or lesbo girl: ok ill keep that in mind

post date:

girl: so mom what did you do?

mom: we made snowcones on the beach and i got like totally messy it was like totally awesome!!!

girl: you actually did that mom!!!! WOW!!

girl: what did you say?

mom" i told him you are hot and sexy but i sorta told him you ahd 10 vibrators and that you were once a hooker.

girl: MOM!!!! oh my gosh!

mom: im sorry i love you but we will win

girl : ok thanks i love you mom!!

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^ahhaha so true, they always tell the person what they arnt suppost to and every time "did we win mom" " yeah we totaly did!" "i love you mom!"

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
MTV is supposed to be a music channal yet 80 is not music

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there has been nothing good on that channel since quite a while ago.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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MTV needs to bring back 3 South and Clone High. those shows were great. The nastiest Date My Mom episodes are the homosexual episodes.

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i have never heard of that, maybe its not on mtv europe or so, but cuz of your comments, i dont want to know it, seems pretty awful

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"for reals is everyone in here kidding?? OK first of all if you dont know what chads gap is thats kinda lame. Secondly They have been hitting chads gap for some time now. Im surprised now one has seen the cllip of candide thovex sticking a D spin over chads gap. Its kinda been around alot and been in a few articles." - TravisMC in a thread where everyone made fun of the creator who asked if chads had been hit with skis. thx alot

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I think that is hilarious. That is what EVERY episode is like! On one of the shows, there was this dumb ass bitch who had fake bleaches hair and was freakin fat and she said she had "graduated high school at 14 and college at 16" and she looked like Miss Piggy. She had legally changed her name to "Angel Princess" .... I swear, some of the people they pick for that show are just ridiculous.

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My original complaint with them, dispite the fact that over half of their stuff isn't music (even though shows like Daria, Clone High, Undergrads, Downtown were pretty fucking solid) is that they don't show music videos. 6 years ago watching it they would show like a minute and a half of it then cut it off. Now I bet they show like 15 seconds of it. Boo urns.

 
watches* but how the hell did i do a double post in a forum, isnt there a spamblocker or some shit.

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haha i might be on "date my mom" or "next" my older sisters good friend produces both shows and asked me if i wanted to be on them, i think it would be hella funny if i was

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
Yeah just make sure your mom doesn't tell the boy on how you showed an internet community of skiers your tits!

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The shit they say is so retarded. We were talking about how cheesy it is and when one of the moms said something about J-lo, my friend(jokingly) was like "J-Lo? more like J-No" and then later in the show the kid actually said that same line... retarded

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
they pretend to be best friends w/ their mom

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hahaha. you should defintely be on date my mom. make it a good episode

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i hate all the pervy stuff the guys say

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^i saw that one!! i was like wow, wouldnt you get a clue from that fact that she legally changed her name to "Angel Princess" that there might be something wrong there!

 
the asian guiys are so gay, they have all these gay inuendos between each cut that makes me want to puke

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Almost all tv is corruption, especialy reallity tv. Those type of shows have far too much influnce an American society then they should ever have. TV is one of many reasons this country is full of ignorant raciest, bigot idiots

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haha i was gonna mention angel princess haha... wow.... it was soooo funny

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
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