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who is this guy? and does anybody else think the name is funny? the schlong! thats funny!

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
I think your a fuckin dumb fuck is what I think... Dash is a motherfuckin pimp plus hes only like fuckin 16 and hes fuckin sick as fuck. Fuck you.

Buy me, cut me, in the middle, with a razor, empty me out, add the green flavor.
 
yes its funny he is a line sponsored skier, he;s actually a really sick rider who was on the line team for 99-00 then went away for 00-01 then came back this season and is doing pretty well according to this freeze article i read a couple of days ago

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chill out casper, lots of guys have funny names, that's not always an insult. skogen sprang is a classic. and no one in france is named candide except him. dash longe is a funny name too, but cool. relax bud

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c.r johnson i was talking in class with my friend- 'c r johnsons second at the x games' or somethin some kids looked at me weird then i noticed it, they are weird but it is sorta funy in a 6 year old kinda way

 
im not saying he isnt a good skier or anything, i just thought the name was weird. see our johnson is a weird name too

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
what tricks does he do?

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
since when did he go away for a season? we've been skiing with dash the entire time he's been around the whole time.

dash is the sickest kid out there, mad off axis spins with super progressive grabs, and his no flail style. he does super sick rodeos too.

since i was hurt this spring i didnt get to see what he was unleashing, so when levin sees this i'm sure he'll give you a better idea of what you'll see from him. dash has sections in blunt as well as stereotype.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
where is he from, and where does he usually ski?

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
what are you talking about dirty? dont listen to what he is saying its a load of crap, dirty doesnt know anything about the ski industry or anything, he is the biggest poser ever and doesnt even deserve to be able to talk. shut up dirty we're sick of all your garbage!

 
dash el es mah nicca.

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ya he does have a silly name.....i hate him because i especially hate his stupid darn name. he's gay because he's never ever had a picture published and he isn't one of plakes pics yet in freeskier magazine. by tha way plake is the collest skiiier in the world. he's sooo bad ass with his mohawk.

'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
 
dahs olonge is the ofuck ing man. iawoudl hoave his hkid if is was a chikc or arnold sawazenager in that movie he had ao baby in. what movei was hat

Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
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