Dangleberries

[DuckFool]

So, who gets these? It sucks hard when you get back from a sweaty day of skiing and youve got a few dingles holding on for dear life the whole ride home.

My mom told me you could use baby wipe tissues maybe, but that seems to just make things worse..

Anyone know any way to prevent this? Thanks

 

[Capt.Flannel]

What the fuck?

 

[fappy]

you talk to your mom about dingleberries?

wtf

 

[Stan_Darsh]

its dingleberries... queer

 

[DuckFool]

no, its dangleberries... queer

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dangleberry

 

[crooks]

hahah dingleberris remind me of dingo

 

[sKILOve07]

trim your butt hair?

 

[ryan.c]

its both, ive also heard dillberries

 

[DuckFool]

ok, so apparently rubbing alcohol after a shower in the morning helps stop this. anyone tried putting rubbing alcohol in thier ass with good results?

 

[robbieA]

^wait, is this kid serious??

 

[fappy]

wow. this is not a good idea

 

[Timmy_G]

Nope, dingleberries.

Everyone I know (and everyone in the correct state of mind) call is dingleberry. Even my mom said DING-LE-BERRY once lol

 

[Capt.Flannel]

FUck kid, just wash your ass and wipe like you're supposed to.

 

[Ruski]

^yeah really, and honestly no need to share your nastiness (sp)

 

[Notorious_BLT]

yea fuckin sick

WIPE UR ASS!

u cant get dinglberries if theres no shit to cling!

 

[Timmy_G]

BAHAHAHA! Wash your ass

 

[ThaLetterM.]

theres a song in tony hawk three called wash yo ass i think

 

[DAMICO]

^yeah by the gorillas i believe

 

[freezed]

Its by Del. And its called If You Must.

 

[DAMICO]

^good call

 

[DuckFool]

good song

 

[DuckFool]

anyway i solved my problem with the alcohol.. it burns a bit but gets the job done. thankgs guys

 

[Capt.Flannel]

next time, try gasoline. Then drink some.

 

[jimmychung]

bite the bullet and be a man.

 

[timmi]

ive never had that problem. im still kind of confused as to what it is. just a peice of shit hanging off your ass?

 

[nickmcnutt]

heres what i do:

1. shower every day

2. wipe my ass properly.

works for me, try it sometimes. i dont need to use rubbing alcohol and baby wipes, but if you do, thats cool.

 

[DuckFool]

yeah, but showering is a pain.. i usually go 10 or so days between

 

[STAUSS]

DuckFool (83 posts) : NS GOD

 

[cgski]

this is obviously ur problem

 

[bermbuster49]

how about you just wipe your ass after you take a shit. seriously its not that hard.

 

[DuckFool]

dude, i DO, but sometimes, nature gets the best of you.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Nature may get the best of you, but nature does not get the best of any sanitary person. Dirty bastard.

 

[BCKicker540]

baby wipes are like wiping your ass with fine silk

 

[Albrecht.]

hahaha holy shit i was laughing so hard it hurt when i read that

 

[*rkp*]

NOPE DINGLEBERRIES!! YOU'RE WRONG QUEER!!

plus you're queer for making this thread in the first place

 

[SkiMN]

BAD IDEA!

remember the thread a while back about the kid that did that, very bad idea

 

[Otto_Rocket]

Its impotant to practice good higeine

at least if you wanna run with my team...

you smell like a terd

its ubserd!

that one?

 

[sKILOve07]

TRIM not shave.

 

[Billek]

Haha thats a good song