Danger Wanking

read my post from the other page.

"Obvious bullshit claim thread is obvious.

Make ridiculous claims on the internet

?????????

Profit "

Thread is 90%nans
 
Also in first year me and a girl were in another girls dorm room bed giving each other handies when the girl and another guy walked in and started
 
in the 7th grade there was this hot girl that sat across from me. Arguably the hottest in the school. Earlier in the week my friend in gym took my hand and pushed it into her ass cheek. It felt so good since she was wearing yoga pants. She ends up slapping the kid who pushed my hand. Well i was sitting across from her in my math class and i got into this mood and started jerking in class. but stopped after i realized how dumb it was.
 
in the 7th grade there was this hot girl that sat across from me. Arguably the hottest in the school. Earlier in the week my friend in gym took my hand and pushed it into her ass cheek. It felt so good since she was wearing yoga pants. She ends up slapping the kid who pushed my hand. Well i was sitting across from her in my math class and i got into this mood and started jerking in class. but stopped after i realized how dumb it was.
 
Had sex with the ex when her roommate was asleep in her bed in the dorms. Also had sex down in Cabo on the beach and also on the balcony of our hotel room. Security guard at the hotel across from ours was for sure watching us, but proceeded to finish in her mouth. Tried to have sex in the elevator but it started going to the Lobby as soon as we started
 
was in my car with my ex parked in a public park. we were getting in on in the back seat when all of the sudden a cop pulls up. he gives us a little time to get our clothes on then gave us a $50 ticket for using the park at night
 
"Toy story 3 made me think, Andys 17 now....that means at one point in time the toys stood there silently while Andy was furiously masturbating."
 
wanna know what freaking sucks dick? our UTAH STUDIES teacher was from freaking welsh!! she has only been in the country for a few years. and, she also doubles as a US HISTORY teacher...
 
airport bathroom, airlpane bathroom

woods on the hill, woods while hiking

and in grade 9 me and this girl were just fondling eachother while on the computer

did not bust
 
Had sex on the 7th floor of the Fairmont in tremblant. in the vending machine room. Was giving it to her from behind and I was keeping my back pushed against the door so if someone wanted to come him he couldn't, what we thought would happen happened, someone pushed on the door and I just slammed it back. haha!
 
I dicovered on a summer break a long time go about the wonders of jacking... But for some reason incould only do it with like shampoo or lotion to aid me. So like the day that i discovered it i went iinto our hotel bathroom (on vacation of course) and did it. Im almost 100% sure that i was being very loud and im sure that my family heard... Awkward. Also fapping ioutside is fun
 
Airplane bathroom my I pod and laptop went dead and there was like 10 minutes before we landed and I almost made it back to my seat before we touched the ground fucking epic!!!!!!!!
 
Actually fapping/sex on an airplane is usually pretty safe assuming you're travelling over country borders or overseas, as OP was. It's because of the differences between country's laws regarding public sex, so really if you get caught depending on where you are it's a slap on the wrists.
 
Was on a full bus in Dublin and witnessed two goths wanking/fingering eachother. Wern't holding back at all... licking eachother's faces and having what I assume they thought were discrete orgasms.

It was not a pretty sight.

Have had sex while boyfriend's parents were in the next room plenty of times.
 
Sex on plane, check.Sex on Train, check.

Sex on observation deck, check.

Sex in car, check.

Getting head whilst driving a car, check.

Having sex in the woods on the skihill, check.

Anyone have more locations to try?
 
lol obviously fake. This would be worthy of arrest not a "conduct slip"

sorry to buzz kill, just rattled me
 
At this point probably :( I used to be able to boost some lofty floaty ones with some nice tweakage.

I just hope I can ride this year. If not I'm gonna try to pimp out this small mountain I used to ride with a nice park. Sucks that I can't move anywhere dope this wiinter because Idk if my knee will hold up
 
i went through a period when i was younger when i was "danger masturbating" so often i had to really try hard to stop, still not stopped lol
 
Handy in the middle of a high school dance whilst grinding. At first it was cool because I was kinda fucked up, but after I busted it just got wierd. I'm pretty positive it went allll over her dress.
 
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